Stephen Hyams
@stephenhyams.bsky.social
Guessing he got it either pounding his chest in celebration while still holding a loaded weapon, or chest bumping in the locker room before going home to shout racial slurs at 10 year olds while playing COD
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Guessing he got it either pounding his chest in celebration while still holding a loaded weapon, or chest bumping in the locker room before going home to shout racial slurs at 10 year olds while playing COD
How does everyone else sit in that room and listen to her bullshit?
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 PM
How does everyone else sit in that room and listen to her bullshit?
For a so-called “genius”, it was pretty wild to see him prove to the world that he only has a hammer in the toolbox and therefore treats everything like a nail. It’s like speaking at a 3rd grade level but telling everyone you have the best and bigliest words
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
For a so-called “genius”, it was pretty wild to see him prove to the world that he only has a hammer in the toolbox and therefore treats everything like a nail. It’s like speaking at a 3rd grade level but telling everyone you have the best and bigliest words
If those goons are only trying to do their jobs, sounds like the solution is to simply eliminate those jobs, stop funding them, etc etc
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
If those goons are only trying to do their jobs, sounds like the solution is to simply eliminate those jobs, stop funding them, etc etc
Might as well give him a prize from the bottom of a cereal box. He won’t know the difference as long as you tell him what he wants it to.
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Might as well give him a prize from the bottom of a cereal box. He won’t know the difference as long as you tell him what he wants it to.
What do you suppose happens if police start arresting these “agents”?
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
What do you suppose happens if police start arresting these “agents”?
Other than looking for a sound bite, she’d have to be living under a rock to think he might have said “nah, not yet”
January 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Other than looking for a sound bite, she’d have to be living under a rock to think he might have said “nah, not yet”
If anything, now is the fucking time to meet them where they’re at.
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 AM
If anything, now is the fucking time to meet them where they’re at.
Sounds like you’re making some terrible people very nervous. Keep up the good work!
January 9, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sounds like you’re making some terrible people very nervous. Keep up the good work!
They’re mocking him, right? Or do they think this is complimentary? I can’t tell anymore
January 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
They’re mocking him, right? Or do they think this is complimentary? I can’t tell anymore
I’m not even sure I align with them, but in my defense, I also can’t really tell what those interests are on any given day
January 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I’m not even sure I align with them, but in my defense, I also can’t really tell what those interests are on any given day
Wait, now we have issues with suppliers of our adversaries? But only other countries doing it, right?
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Wait, now we have issues with suppliers of our adversaries? But only other countries doing it, right?
Eventually he can be brought up on charges too, yeah?
January 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Eventually he can be brought up on charges too, yeah?
This does kind of open the door to another country abducting him and his family, taking them overseas somewhere, and doing whatever.
January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
This does kind of open the door to another country abducting him and his family, taking them overseas somewhere, and doing whatever.
When you’re desperate to start a war, what else are you gonna do?
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
When you’re desperate to start a war, what else are you gonna do?
Well yeah, why slap tariffs on what you’re about to buy a boatload of
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Well yeah, why slap tariffs on what you’re about to buy a boatload of
Positioning of the laces being tied indicate he struggles to reach his feet and has to contort himself to tie his shoes, and also that there is no one around him willing to tie them on his behalf. You’d think a king would have someone attending to that.
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Positioning of the laces being tied indicate he struggles to reach his feet and has to contort himself to tie his shoes, and also that there is no one around him willing to tie them on his behalf. You’d think a king would have someone attending to that.
Those few days everyone thought he maybe died, if that counts. Everyone was talking about it though so maybe not
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Those few days everyone thought he maybe died, if that counts. Everyone was talking about it though so maybe not
Why doesn’t someone forbid him from using a personal residence for official president stuff? There’s no way that place isn’t crawling with security risks
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Why doesn’t someone forbid him from using a personal residence for official president stuff? There’s no way that place isn’t crawling with security risks
Fair warning, there’s no going back once you do that. You will forever be in the find out phase.
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Fair warning, there’s no going back once you do that. You will forever be in the find out phase.
On the bright side, at least he didn’t spray paint the walls gold. He reserves that for his face.
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
On the bright side, at least he didn’t spray paint the walls gold. He reserves that for his face.
What if it’s like the end of a Christmas carol and he was visited by three ghosts last night. This could be the start of his apology tour and begging a for forgiveness.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What if it’s like the end of a Christmas carol and he was visited by three ghosts last night. This could be the start of his apology tour and begging a for forgiveness.