Downside is, it would involve reading substacks.

Why do we need an AI voice for Caine when Bobby Davro is just a phonecall away?

Honestly, a victim going face-first into a cake, only for Su Pollard to forlornly go 'I spent hours on that!' remains one of the funniest things I've seen on TV.

Is he still a thing (to the extent that he could remotely be considered a thing)?

If you don't look at their record in government (which, to be fair, nobody does).

Sadly, I am now too old to play the lead.

Stare at a grey wall for two and a half hours, you'll have more fun.

Warwick Davis's mistimed shill for some luggage was the funniest thing that ever happened on that site.

Everyone wants a 'canon' now. Everyone wants mythos, and a 'universe.' I just want to see Roger Moore necking with Fiona Fullerton.

They like their routine business, but always better to be safe than sorry.

Oh no, hope it's all easily sorted x