I've always had the soul of an OAP - but this is ridiculous. This morning when I arose the first convo I had with my boyf was about pensions.

Do you have a friend like this? Also - I am going on tour. Get your tix www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk

#comedy #funny #relatable #relationships #phone #old

I made a mistake of going into a pub on the Friday before Christmas - also known as 'Mad Friday' and I ended up chatting to this man. He was so sincere.

#comedy #funny #relatable #truestory #real #christmas #holidays #lgbt #gay #queer #friday

⚠️TOUR NEWS

Thrilled to announce that we have added an extra date in Cardiff

Thank you to everybody who has bought tickets so far for my brand new tour show in 2025. Shows are selling out or have limited availability

🎅 I make an excellent Xmas pressie 🎄

Tickets - www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk

Who has ever made a fool of themselves at the work's Christmas do?

🖐🖐🖐🖐

#comedy #funny #relatable #christmas #party #work

Trains in Britain are disgusting and unreliable. £108 fare - standing room only and this toilet. If this was #imaceleb dean would deffo scream 'I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE'

Hi new followers - i am on tour next year if you fancy it. With extra dates added in some places. Do come.

Tix available here - www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk

Already living for Dorit this season on #rhobh
I have always loved Kyle but last few seasons - I dunno. She is very quick to throw people under the bus. I really wanted Dorit to say 'is Kyle more of a manipulator than LVP?'

LOVE IN YOUR 20S VERSUS LOVE IN YOUR 30S

It starts off wanting a Zac Efron prince who you can see the gas bill with but after lots of dating you end up just wanting someone who chews quietly

Do you agree?

#funny #comedy #love #growing #relationships

These three should have had a spin-off #benidorm

Finally, somebody put their marketing degree to good use #imaceleb

I do miss the 90s #90skid

HUGE NEWS 📢

I need to say a BIG HUGE THANK YOU!!!

After putting my brand new show Tart on sale last month, we have decided to add some extra dates AND some new cities.

The show isn't until September 2025 and to be in this position is so exciting

Tix - www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk

I tried to order a cup of tea in London and the barrista tried to be northern

#comedy #funny #london