I loved Molesworth when I discovered it aged 17 so I was just in time!

Sounds like a better defence than Tommy’s!

Maxwell Fyfe becoming posthumously woke is ironic. When HS one of his civil servants had to talk him out of having Sirs Benjy Britt and Peter Pears arrested for living together as husband and husband!

1/ Kemi changes rules to allow non MPs to stand to spike Jenrick’s guns
2/ Jenrick Putsches her anyway
3/ Boris beats Jenrick
4/ Pact with Reform
5/ By-election!
Admittedly this scenario requires KB, RJ and Tories to take leave of their senses, so not wholly implausible!

Would have been fun to see the modernist theologians who denied the Virgin Birth but were adamant that it absolutely was their late Aunt they spoke to at Evensong.

Archbishop of Canterbury

If you look into the mirror and say “Candyman” seven times his lawyer will materialise behind you with a writ.