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Stephen Peters
@stephen-peters.bsky.social
Web Nerd, Tinker-er, Futurist, Author, Father
What does an oyster get out of having a pearl?
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
President Big Dingus is back in his biggest caper to date! He's out to steal the world's biggest Bitcoin. Can he nab the goods and get away? Ask Jesus for details!

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The Big Bitcoin | The Last Tiki Bar on Mars
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October 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A lot of balloon juice has been spilled over MTG's recent rejection of conservative orthodoxy. Some have accused her of developing "compassion" or "growing a brain", but really she's just doing the same thing that got her fame in the first place: finding a wave and riding it.
October 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Good morning, BlueSky.

Happy Caturday.
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Critical acclaim is pouring in for The Last Tiki Bar On Mars, my novel-in-progress. Some samples:

“Muchas gracias. ?Como puedo iniciar sesion?” — zigcakjihh

and more! mars.tikimojo.com/2025/10/06/t...
The Critics Rave!
The fans speak out! Just a brief sampling of the praise from my readers on the Internet. “Simply wish to say your article is as amazing The clearness in your post is just nice and i could assume youre...
mars.tikimojo.com
October 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
(sing along with me...)
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, it's serious...
August 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
And we have photos from the 2025 Mondo Croquet World Championships! mondocroquet.com/2025-world-c...
Mondo Croquet World Championships – photo slideshow
Mondo Croquet World Championships – photo slideshow
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August 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"When you’re on the telephone or on radio or on TV, you don’t have a physical body. … You’re a discarnate being. You have a very different relation to the world around you. … It has deprived people really of their identity.”
slate.com/technology/2...
Peter Thiel Just Accidentally Made a Chilling Admission. Five Decades Ago, One Man Saw It Coming.
He was laughed out of academia for this take about the internet. Turns out he was right.
slate.com
July 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
July 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was looking at Facebook and noticed that almost nothing they are showing me these days comes from anyone I actually know. Same thing here.

Are these services transitioning to being more like magazines used to be?
July 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
...and now we've got a web version of my game demo. No pesky downloads!

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The Delivery Update | The Last Tiki Bar on Mars
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June 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Game time! It is a demo of what can be done. Take it for a spin and see what you think:
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The Delivery – A Game
Hello everyone, I’ve made a game. The Delivery. Available for free for both Mac and PC. How cool is that? Before you dive in, just to be forewarned, it exists in the ironic dystopian world of Arnold Z...
mars.tikimojo.com
June 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
What's this? Arnold Ziffel looking more ways to stuff money into a sack and sit on it like bean bag?

One way to find out for sure:
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New Arnold Ziffel Episode | The Last Tiki Bar on Mars
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May 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It's happening! From 1pm - 8pm I'll be part of the Fathom experience in Portland. Come by, hear the Good Word about getting off Earth and adopt a Martian!

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It's A Pop-Up! | The Last Tiki Bar on Mars
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May 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Darn, I thought the headline on that job posting said, "Fun Time Office Manager". Close, but no cigar on that.
May 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Vote on snacks! In space!
mars.tikimojo.com/2025/05/03/s...
Snacks?
mmm… snacks…
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May 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I just did something I almost never do: I ate a whole donut.

...unusual lack of restraint on my part. I'm not a big fan on the sugar crash that comes afterwards.
May 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hungry and lazy? Pro tip: get one of those nifty pre-packaged Indian meals. Add bacon. Dinner!
May 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM