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Gregory you stupid pigeon go away
December 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Goebbel Goebbels y’all, Stephen Miller is all ready for Thanksgiving!
A turkey with the face of hideous bigot Stephen Miller on it. Stephen is really more a chicken, but it’s a festive little outfit for this week.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Gregory the Pigeon Bovino
Gregory Bovino, total loser, is now a pigeon thanks to very amateur photo editing done on my phone.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Greggy Bovino is all ready for Thanksgiving! Looking good Gregg. Can’t wait to see you cooked 🍗
A picture of a turkey with Gregory Bovino’s face. He looks better this way. And taller.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Greg Bovino as Hopper from A Bug’s Life. Somebody should remind Greggy that the ants outnumber the grasshoppers a hundred to one. Watch out for the birds, itty bitty little Greg.
A picture of the character Hopper from A Bug’s Life with Gregory Bovino’s face. Greg is smiling maniacally, but it’s because he thinks he’s in charge. He doesn’t know he’s bird food soon. Keep smiling Greg, the ants are marching. Here we come!
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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EXCLUSIVE: Speaker Johnson is literal puppet; insists he is “a real boy.” Wife surprised, but claims she “knew something was off.”
A picture of Speaker Mike Johnson, total moron, being interviewed about the delay in swearing in duly elected AZ Representative Grijalva. Now, Mike is revealed to be an actual puppet who bears a striking resemblance to the classic Disney character, Pinocchio. He wears a bright yellow cap with a jaunty red feather, and a big floppy bright blue bow tie. His little white gloves cling tightly to the edge of the frame. Stop lying Mike, your nose is going to put someone’s eye out.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson to wear pink bunny suit to all future media appearances in order to distract from questions about the Epstein files.
A picture of Speaker Mike Johnson, idiot, being interviewed about the delay in swearing in duly elected democratic AZ Representative Grijalva. Using the most crude and basic of photo editing, he is now wearing a pink bunny suit. They are really going to great lengths to distract from the Epstein files.
October 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Aww Trumpkin is grumpy. Also, I need you to know that I did not change his orange face color for this and it matches PERFECTLY.
A screenshot of a Time magazine X post with a grumpy looking Trump, caption is “Trump loses Nobel Peace Prize he shamelessly campaigned for.” But now Trump has a pumpkin head. The orange of his makeup is a great natural pumpkin shade.
October 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Trumpkin
A photo of Donald Trump making a strange angry hissing face, except now he is a pumpkin. Bright orange and round, he is rotten to the core. He’s a Halloween Trumpkin.
October 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Come and get me bitches. I could use some time off work.
October 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Breaking: RFK Jr. emerged from a pile of poo to discuss his recommendations for public health.
RFK Jr. has just emerged from a big pile of poo to discuss his recommendations for public health. A little pink worm is peeking out from his ear screaming HELP bur nobody will hear him (or nobody cares). Little black flies buzz around the poo. RFK Jr.’s face has not been altered in this art.
September 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Wendy hasn’t shaved in a few days…
Wendy Homan is looking rough. Definitely hasn’t had a good shave in a while. A picture of Tom Homan dressed up as the little redhead from Wendy’s. An adorable set of orange braids, pink cheeks, and red bows in her hair. She’s wearing a blue jumper over a gingham pattern dress with a lace collar. She looks really grumpy though. I wonder if ICE recruiting isn’t going as well as planned. Have a cheeseburger honey, you’re probably just hungry.
September 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Donald the Clownfish and Pete the Moron. Who needs AI when you have a passion for art.
Donald Trump is a clown…fish. He is in the ocean, being orange, as Pete Hegseth looks longingly out a “Department of Morons” submarine window. Donald the Clownfish has a funny face, making fish bubbles. He has little tiny fins and he can barely swim. This fish should not be in charge.
September 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Granny Trump
Granny Trump is at it again. She is wearing a lilac shirt and has gray curly hair. She is holding her straw purse in the air and saying “It’s illegal to make fun of me! I deserve respect! Waaaaaa” because she is so sad that everyone hates her. But Granny, if you weren’t so mean maybe life would be happier for you? She has pouty lips that are a sassy pink shade, and she’s wearing blue eyeshadow. Poor lonely angry Granny. Just kidding, she’s a total hag and deserves to be bitter.
September 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Immediately had to run and find my favorite Halloween pin to show you. Also 80s Hallmark 🎃
July 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Spam Bondi
July 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Keeping up the hope because there are people who depend on us ❤️ we will keep each other strong 🇺🇸
A child’s hand holding a rock, painted with an 8 year old’s rendition of the American flag.
July 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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#Jaws 50th anniversary celebration post. Bon appetit 🦈
Donald Trump is floating in the sea with a red and white lifesaver around his waist. He’s talking and not saying anything, and wildly gesturing with his hands. Behind him is our hero, Jaws. The massive shark will likely suffer from food poisoning after this snack. But he is taking one for the team. Thanks Jaws, we love you.
June 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Happy 50th birthday #Jaws
Moody entitled bigot Stephen Miller looks out from the mouth of Jaws. He will be slowly mashed by three rows of sharp teeth and then digested by the majestic beast. Then he will finally be out of our lives and there will be peace. Bon appetite Mr. Shark!
June 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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In honor of the 50th anniversary of #Jaws
RFK Jr., freak of nature and science-denier, was immediately eaten by Jaws following a DHHS press conference announcing his idiotic changes at the agency. Everything got back to normal after that, because the good people came back and got rid of the idiots. They really should not have the podium in the ocean. Seems dangerous.
June 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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This comment inspired me 😌
A screenshot of Republican Senator Mike Lee (Utah) saying something obnoxious making a ridiculous face. He has been turned into a cabbage head that is lying on the ground.
June 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Resign Senator Lee.
A screenshot of Republican Senator Mike Lee (Utah) saying something obnoxious making a ridiculous face. He has been turned into a pig with pink ears and a pink piggy nose.
June 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Instead of resigning, maybe Republican Senator Mike Lee (Utah) could be carried off by an Osprey.
A photo of an Osprey flying over water with a fish in its talons. The fish has the face of Republican Senator Mike Lee (Utah).
June 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Ok here it is… kinda?
A screenshot of Republican Senator Mike Lee (Utah) saying something obnoxious making a ridiculous face. He has been turned into a Las Plagas from Resident Evil. It fits him but he is not as scary as the version in the game.
June 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I took action via this tribute art
A screenshot of Republican Senator Mike Lee (Utah) saying something obnoxious making a ridiculous face. He has been turned into a pig with pink ears and a pink piggy nose.
June 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM