This is Drake. He is very happy to see you. Saw you about five minutes ago, but is thrilled it's happening again. 12/10

To the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot (Elon is a Crackpot)"

I'm a shiny Tesla.
I'm a TRUCK!
Mighty is my power.
Watch me climb this... fuck.

I like to fossick in my brain, but it's mostly Matrix. #qotd

For those in relevant parts of the world and/or cultures:

Do take care if you're going to be out and about today - it's peak Office Christmas Party day/night, so it will be a bit wild and woolly out there, and less than ideal conditions for driving or taxi/Uber etc travel. Stay safe y'all!

Bad barometer! No biscuit! Get back up off the floor at once! Carefully. #perthweather

Oh no, not again.