Client asked me today if he should divorce his wife.

I am not the least bit equipped for those conversations.

Sir, I’m your tax advisor.

When they give you a social security number that’s only 8 digits…

#taxbs

“I know you said _______, but I found this on the internet and I like that answer better.” C

It was the Monday-est of Mondays.

#taxsky

Puppy yoga was every bit as chaotic and fun as I expected.

Circular 230 originated after the Civil War as the “horse act of 1884”

CYA/cover your a$$ has a whole new meaning now!

#taxsky

Why do so many people think they need to set up their own nonprofit? Is it a status thing?

#taxsky

No, you can’t write off an entire car just to “manage” an empty rental property.

Oh your past preparer said you can? Try them then.

#taxSky

So what are we doing about the BOI injunction from yesterday?

Notifying clients?
Nothing?
Keep on filing boi reports?

We didn’t file any but we were notifying clients so now I’m wondering if we should let them know to hold off for now?
#taxsky

“I have an appointment. It’s in March. I drove in today to find your office. I need help now with an RMD.”

Ummm….really?

(And we haven’t made any March appointments yet)

#taxSky

“I need someone to review my quickbooks. Needs to be today. Also I don’t like the way you answer the phone- you should state your name.” C to our receptionist

Bold move. Don’t think it’s going to pan out for her.

#taxsky

C (Texas resident) asked if he land in Colorado, if he’d pay Colorado tax instead of federal.

Had to tell him it was in addition to.

This is a really smart guy- I forget how much people don’t understand about taxes.

Hello BlueSky! Looking for my TaxTwitter people, and glad to be here!