Stephanie S.
@stephaniesolomon.bsky.social
Mainly inconsequential, sometimes cheeky ideas that pop into my head
People always ask me how I’ve avoided getting wrinkles. I know the answer: be skeptical, don’t be surprised (this is a visual joke but please try to imagine my facial expression.)
November 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
People always ask me how I’ve avoided getting wrinkles. I know the answer: be skeptical, don’t be surprised (this is a visual joke but please try to imagine my facial expression.)
Ever feel like you can’t stop hurting yourself in the most annoying ways? Today I bent down and hit my face on the corner of a table, walked into a cabinet and scratched my hand, then knocked my knee on an unclosed dresser drawer. 😤
October 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ever feel like you can’t stop hurting yourself in the most annoying ways? Today I bent down and hit my face on the corner of a table, walked into a cabinet and scratched my hand, then knocked my knee on an unclosed dresser drawer. 😤
I know I’ve really made it because I buy pre-cut fruit at the grocery store.
August 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I know I’ve really made it because I buy pre-cut fruit at the grocery store.
Of course I know what a labubu is. I listened to a cult podcast about it like any other self-respecting millennial.
August 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Of course I know what a labubu is. I listened to a cult podcast about it like any other self-respecting millennial.
I think some of the most joyful moments of my life involve watching my dog do a happy trot with that extra bounce in her sweet little steps.
July 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I think some of the most joyful moments of my life involve watching my dog do a happy trot with that extra bounce in her sweet little steps.
Anyone else abhor the taste of old water? Water left by my bedside is undrinkable to me by morning. Even if left out a few hours.
July 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Anyone else abhor the taste of old water? Water left by my bedside is undrinkable to me by morning. Even if left out a few hours.
Customer service person just signed off a call but combined “my pleasure” with “no problem” and said “my problem” which I kinda love.
May 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Customer service person just signed off a call but combined “my pleasure” with “no problem” and said “my problem” which I kinda love.
No doubt the songs are catchy and I’ve always liked them but don’t listen to Goo Goo Dolls lyrics too carefully because they make absolutely no sense.
May 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
No doubt the songs are catchy and I’ve always liked them but don’t listen to Goo Goo Dolls lyrics too carefully because they make absolutely no sense.
Staring contest you and me right now!
April 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Staring contest you and me right now!
I’m almost 40 and just realized the actual point of setting goals. If you don’t know where you are at your starting point and therefore don’t know how far you’ve come, how can you ever feel truly proud of what you’ve accomplished? I’ve always been lazy about personal goals. No more. #goals
April 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m almost 40 and just realized the actual point of setting goals. If you don’t know where you are at your starting point and therefore don’t know how far you’ve come, how can you ever feel truly proud of what you’ve accomplished? I’ve always been lazy about personal goals. No more. #goals
April 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Get yourself a partner who agrees with you on hard-hitting matters.
Me: [humming]
Me: man what an epic song. Name me a better song.
Hubs: than what?
Me: a whole new world
Hubs: [pauses to think]
Hubs: yeah that’s tough.
Me: [humming]
Me: man what an epic song. Name me a better song.
Hubs: than what?
Me: a whole new world
Hubs: [pauses to think]
Hubs: yeah that’s tough.
April 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Get yourself a partner who agrees with you on hard-hitting matters.
Me: [humming]
Me: man what an epic song. Name me a better song.
Hubs: than what?
Me: a whole new world
Hubs: [pauses to think]
Hubs: yeah that’s tough.
Me: [humming]
Me: man what an epic song. Name me a better song.
Hubs: than what?
Me: a whole new world
Hubs: [pauses to think]
Hubs: yeah that’s tough.
I’m 5’2” [on a good day]. Yet when I put my hair up in a bun, it touches the ceiling of my car. Wtf do tall people do?!? Make it make sense.
April 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m 5’2” [on a good day]. Yet when I put my hair up in a bun, it touches the ceiling of my car. Wtf do tall people do?!? Make it make sense.
There is a small percentage of my brainspace constantly occupied by worrying about Britney.
April 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
There is a small percentage of my brainspace constantly occupied by worrying about Britney.
One thing about men is they love archival sports footage
April 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
One thing about men is they love archival sports footage
No one gets up faster than a basketball player. #marchmadness
April 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
No one gets up faster than a basketball player. #marchmadness
Favorite pastime: watching the last 10 minutes of home renovation shows.
April 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Favorite pastime: watching the last 10 minutes of home renovation shows.
You cannot look cool and play the obo.
March 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
You cannot look cool and play the obo.
Hubs: you missed some hair here in the back of your pony tail
Me: [becomes unreasonably incensed] I DIDNT MISS IT, IT FALLS OUT IVE BEEN SUFFERING THIS CURSE MY ENTIRE LIFE
Hubs: 🤷♂️
IYKYK
Me: [becomes unreasonably incensed] I DIDNT MISS IT, IT FALLS OUT IVE BEEN SUFFERING THIS CURSE MY ENTIRE LIFE
Hubs: 🤷♂️
IYKYK
March 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hubs: you missed some hair here in the back of your pony tail
Me: [becomes unreasonably incensed] I DIDNT MISS IT, IT FALLS OUT IVE BEEN SUFFERING THIS CURSE MY ENTIRE LIFE
Hubs: 🤷♂️
IYKYK
Me: [becomes unreasonably incensed] I DIDNT MISS IT, IT FALLS OUT IVE BEEN SUFFERING THIS CURSE MY ENTIRE LIFE
Hubs: 🤷♂️
IYKYK
Fun shit my mom sends me
March 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Fun shit my mom sends me
I’m 38 years old. I’ve been working out in a gym since I was 16. This is the first year of my life I’ve enjoyed it. And I spent 15 min at the gym setting up my Blue Sky profile so I could post this.
March 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m 38 years old. I’ve been working out in a gym since I was 16. This is the first year of my life I’ve enjoyed it. And I spent 15 min at the gym setting up my Blue Sky profile so I could post this.