Stephanie Salazar
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Stephanie Salazar
@stephaniesalazar.bsky.social
Left-handed neopagan weirdo. Filled with hope, but dressed for battle ❤️🗡
Gripped threateningly in one hand, prepared to swing if the conversation doesn't go her way
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Is that where lemon party comes from?
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
No excuse, no gluten in corn tortillas
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Not per se. The goat god has been an occult symbol for centuries
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Bathory. Could be
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm thinking Baphomet
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Is it bad that I recognize everyone except the woman?
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I looked it up, apparently his name was Officer Big Mac. Doesn't ring a bell
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
And I'm sure there was no trace of urine or bacteria where we played in the 70s and 80s
someone is stuck in a mcdonald 's play place and needs help
ALT: someone is stuck in a mcdonald 's play place and needs help
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Too real
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh, right, like a plumber's gonna make 7 stops in a day
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Well, that's the Tennessee Tuxedo theme song in my head for the rest of the day😆
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sorry to be the barer of bad news, but it's 6 weeks🤓
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I was captioning the cat's reaction
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Tiny little sirens😆
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"Asshole, you did that on purpose"👋👋👋👋👋
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
*shit
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Lol, I have neuropathy, I do this shot without the skateboard 😆
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Karma is indeed a beautiful thing, but she works in her own time
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
OMG, I'm dying😆😆😆
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
As a survivor of Subway's $5 footlong promotion, I'm triggered
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM