Me: well I’m late for work
911: ma’am! What’s your location?!
*No malls were harmed in the making of this skeet
Me: well I’m late for work
911: ma’am! What’s your location?!
*No malls were harmed in the making of this skeet
My manchild ex:
My manchild ex's father:
Host: Would you like some more?
Me: oh, I am so full, thank you though
My manchild ex:
My manchild ex's father:
Host: Would you like some more?
Me: oh, I am so full, thank you though
Me: are these (pause) onions?
Host: Yes
Me: Oh, interesting. I've never had it this way before.
Host: 🤷♀️
My then manchild's mom, now ex-MIL: I like it.
Me: are these (pause) onions?
Host: Yes
Me: Oh, interesting. I've never had it this way before.
Host: 🤷♀️
My then manchild's mom, now ex-MIL: I like it.
Once again, I was new in a relationship with this manchild, and just met his parents, did not know the host from Esther, and was 20 (?) years old.
Once again, I was new in a relationship with this manchild, and just met his parents, did not know the host from Esther, and was 20 (?) years old.
I started to poke around in the mush and I realized that this was not a lone
I started to poke around in the mush and I realized that this was not a lone
As I dug in, the first rush of brown sugar hit me and as I let the starchy potatoes melt in my mouth I could feel something solid-ish remaining
As I dug in, the first rush of brown sugar hit me and as I let the starchy potatoes melt in my mouth I could feel something solid-ish remaining
We were not allowed to bring anything.
We were not allowed to bring anything.