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Stephanie Brooks
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I've started drinking protein water or just plain water when this happens and it usually helps reduce the feelings of hunger.
January 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Recipe with some adaptations if you don't have the ingredients 2/2
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I'm proud of you for not going to McDonalds for that one 😂
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
911: ma’am!?
Me: well I’m late for work
911: ma’am! What’s your location?!

*No malls were harmed in the making of this skeet
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
For some reason, I haven't had sweet potato casserole ever since.
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Me: mmmmm, interesting

My manchild ex:

My manchild ex's father:

Host: Would you like some more?

Me: oh, I am so full, thank you though
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The host, without a hint of awareness said, "oh I took a frozen casserole and added a few things"

Me: are these (pause) onions?

Host: Yes

Me: Oh, interesting. I've never had it this way before.

Host: 🤷‍♀️

My then manchild's mom, now ex-MIL: I like it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Clearing my throat, I asked, "What's in the sweet potatoes? I'd love the recipe" (this is the passive aggressive way my mother uses to ask about something she finds questionable)
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
onion, but lo!, it was accompanied by many friends.

Once again, I was new in a relationship with this manchild, and just met his parents, did not know the host from Esther, and was 20 (?) years old.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Also raised with a tiny bit of manners, I tried to get the object in question onto my fork so I could put it back on the plate without anyone noticing. Seeing that it was an onion, I thought it was a stray that fell in.

I started to poke around in the mush and I realized that this was not a lone
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The host, approx 1,047 years old, had spent all morning preparing dinner. I was raised to try anything once and I do love a good sweet potato casserole.

As I dug in, the first rush of brown sugar hit me and as I let the starchy potatoes melt in my mouth I could feel something solid-ish remaining
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It was early in my relationship with my ex, and we visited his parents, who lived in a 55+ community in Vegas. They took us to their friend's house for Thanksgiving dinner.

We were not allowed to bring anything.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM