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Steph
@stephamusprime.bsky.social
According to my Grandpa, I'm "a gentleman and a scholar".
I think I have a type. Only took *mumbles* years to figure it out.
April 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you don't play "Welcome to the Black Parade" while they're bringing my casket to my grave istg I will poltergeist your house and open all your kitchen cupboards every time you leave the room.
April 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I hope everyone took this as 'total douchebag'.
I'm as petty as Lindsey Beckingham's facial expressions in "Little Lies".
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Omg I'm gonna cry. So long, Sum 41. Thank you for being such an influence in my life. #junos
March 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I DIDN'T MISS THEM!
March 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Goddammit, I forgot about the #junos. Did I miss Sum 41? I thought the show I was at was their final performance but I was wrong. 😭
March 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Yes, I'm marathoning Degrassi: TNG still.
March 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"I think that psycho Drake was a ticking timebomb..."

DID AUBREY GET HIS NAME FROM THE MURDERER IN DEGRASSI??
March 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'm turning *mumbles* on Wednesday and I just got carded. What a feeling.
March 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm as petty as Lindsey Beckingham's facial expressions in "Little Lies".
March 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Fontaines D.C. deserved the Grammy.
March 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Here 24/7 had people way beyond the script that 988 gives.
March 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This is new to me. Your bands can actually request face value resales. So... Solid job, Spiritbox.
March 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This song gets me everytime. youtu.be/G5-KJgVsoUM?...
Mother Mother - It's Alright
YouTube video by MotherMotherVEVO
youtu.be
March 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
2025 and we have new Blindside. youtu.be/8MqaAMyMCKk?...
Dead Weight
YouTube video by BlindsideTV
youtu.be
March 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Fuck Trump. #NastyCanadian
March 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It's 2025. Can we stop comparing vaginas to fish? Have you seen dicks? You have an alien orb hanging off your body that just pulses and twitches when it wants. Chill.
March 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
OMG MONEY MONEY IS IN THIS EPISODE OF DEGRASSI?!?!?!?!?!
March 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The end of my spatula fell off while I was cooking. Felt like I was in the basement of Next Level Chef.
March 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Booooo! It's true, though. Canadian media is so saturated with American content, it was bound to fuck us.
Canadas conservatives have drifted farther right. Thanks America 🤦🏻‍♂️
March 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I'm curious. Years ago, it was explained to me that America's Democrats were more aligned with Canada's Conservatives. Is that still true?
March 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Stoner Thoughts but I'm Not a Stoner with Steph:

Does water die?
March 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You grew up on Jackyl and Tora Tora, you listen to Maylene and The Sons of Disaster.
March 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see your band become Dad rock.
March 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM