Stephanie🖖
@steph47.com
Life-long Trekkie, Burner, writer, watercolor enthusiast, avid fanfic reader, and K-Pop stan. ADHD all day every day with an adorable dog, and the best partner in the galaxy (who is also adorable and I'm very grateful he agreed to codify our relationship).
I was listening to an old Joan Didion interview while doing the dishes. They stated talking about the recent riots, political instability, the distancing between the People and the Parties, and I was trying to figure out when this interview was from.
1992, but may as well have been yesterday.
1992, but may as well have been yesterday.
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I was listening to an old Joan Didion interview while doing the dishes. They stated talking about the recent riots, political instability, the distancing between the People and the Parties, and I was trying to figure out when this interview was from.
1992, but may as well have been yesterday.
1992, but may as well have been yesterday.
Lowe's has mini buckets! Smoky is insulted I used her for scale in lieu of a banana.
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Lowe's has mini buckets! Smoky is insulted I used her for scale in lieu of a banana.
I have 832 notifications on Discord.
I think I should delete and start over.
I think I should delete and start over.
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I have 832 notifications on Discord.
I think I should delete and start over.
I think I should delete and start over.
I just added 🌟 so 💥 many 😶🌫️ emojis 🔥 to a newsletter at work.
Yes, they make the content more visually appealing and helps break up blocks or text, but I really want to know what my 10th grade English teacher would think about 👉 all 🌛 these random 🧽 things in a business document.
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Yes, they make the content more visually appealing and helps break up blocks or text, but I really want to know what my 10th grade English teacher would think about 👉 all 🌛 these random 🧽 things in a business document.
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July 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I just added 🌟 so 💥 many 😶🌫️ emojis 🔥 to a newsletter at work.
Yes, they make the content more visually appealing and helps break up blocks or text, but I really want to know what my 10th grade English teacher would think about 👉 all 🌛 these random 🧽 things in a business document.
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Yes, they make the content more visually appealing and helps break up blocks or text, but I really want to know what my 10th grade English teacher would think about 👉 all 🌛 these random 🧽 things in a business document.
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A recent grad is leading a virtual gardening workshop, showcasing rooting tips he learned on TikTok. The majority of us on chat are exchanging crone gardening advice and cheering him on.
This job is so darn wholesome and I love it.
This job is so darn wholesome and I love it.
May 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A recent grad is leading a virtual gardening workshop, showcasing rooting tips he learned on TikTok. The majority of us on chat are exchanging crone gardening advice and cheering him on.
This job is so darn wholesome and I love it.
This job is so darn wholesome and I love it.
AI headshots are taking over at work and it's beyond unsettling. Uncanny Silicon Valley.
March 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
AI headshots are taking over at work and it's beyond unsettling. Uncanny Silicon Valley.
March 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I woke up to rain and my phone is now Korean. What kind of trouble did I get into last night?
March 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I woke up to rain and my phone is now Korean. What kind of trouble did I get into last night?
We went to the Home and Garden Show and all we got was whiskey.
@thejonconn.bsky.social continues earning Husband Points at an exponential rate.
@thejonconn.bsky.social continues earning Husband Points at an exponential rate.
March 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We went to the Home and Garden Show and all we got was whiskey.
@thejonconn.bsky.social continues earning Husband Points at an exponential rate.
@thejonconn.bsky.social continues earning Husband Points at an exponential rate.
All I've got left is faith of the heart.
February 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
All I've got left is faith of the heart.
Don't be wary of those who embroider because they repeatedly stab things, but that they do so with *PRECISION*
I got an embroidery kit to try it out and I LOVE IT! My fingers are sore, but I got over the "I'm terrible at this so I hate it!" and am now at the "YAY!" phase of learning a new hobby!
I got an embroidery kit to try it out and I LOVE IT! My fingers are sore, but I got over the "I'm terrible at this so I hate it!" and am now at the "YAY!" phase of learning a new hobby!
January 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Don't be wary of those who embroider because they repeatedly stab things, but that they do so with *PRECISION*
I got an embroidery kit to try it out and I LOVE IT! My fingers are sore, but I got over the "I'm terrible at this so I hate it!" and am now at the "YAY!" phase of learning a new hobby!
I got an embroidery kit to try it out and I LOVE IT! My fingers are sore, but I got over the "I'm terrible at this so I hate it!" and am now at the "YAY!" phase of learning a new hobby!
Standing in my bathroom, watching flakes of soap fly by, the roar of my hair dryer in my ears, and I thought, "maybe I shouldn't have tried making soap for the first time tonight."
December 11, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Standing in my bathroom, watching flakes of soap fly by, the roar of my hair dryer in my ears, and I thought, "maybe I shouldn't have tried making soap for the first time tonight."
Whoever said they never use algebra as an adult is obviously not a crafter.
December 11, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Whoever said they never use algebra as an adult is obviously not a crafter.
Doom Style.
I meant to say Doom Pile, but I'm keeping it Doom Style.
I meant to say Doom Pile, but I'm keeping it Doom Style.
December 9, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Doom Style.
I meant to say Doom Pile, but I'm keeping it Doom Style.
I meant to say Doom Pile, but I'm keeping it Doom Style.
"Where's my phone? Oh! Under the tortilla!"
@thejonconn.bsky.social: "I think that's the most Mexican thing you've ever said and it wasn't even in Spanish."
@thejonconn.bsky.social: "I think that's the most Mexican thing you've ever said and it wasn't even in Spanish."
December 8, 2024 at 3:45 AM
"Where's my phone? Oh! Under the tortilla!"
@thejonconn.bsky.social: "I think that's the most Mexican thing you've ever said and it wasn't even in Spanish."
@thejonconn.bsky.social: "I think that's the most Mexican thing you've ever said and it wasn't even in Spanish."
A straight dude in r/handbags and spelled it "tachy" instead of "tacky" and if that isn't the most precious thing....
December 6, 2024 at 2:08 AM
A straight dude in r/handbags and spelled it "tachy" instead of "tacky" and if that isn't the most precious thing....
I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
I never expected the Telenovela-level Family Drama.
Ay que la chingada.....
I never expected the Telenovela-level Family Drama.
Ay que la chingada.....
November 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
I never expected the Telenovela-level Family Drama.
Ay que la chingada.....
I never expected the Telenovela-level Family Drama.
Ay que la chingada.....
I love everything Abby Cox, and now I have more interesting points to talk about with my Canadian co-workers on American vs Canadian Thanksgiving.
tl;dr capitalism and Philadelphia
youtu.be/aBXdNDnrutA?...
tl;dr capitalism and Philadelphia
youtu.be/aBXdNDnrutA?...
Everything You Think You Know About Thanksgiving is Wrong
YouTube video by Abby Cox
youtu.be
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I love everything Abby Cox, and now I have more interesting points to talk about with my Canadian co-workers on American vs Canadian Thanksgiving.
tl;dr capitalism and Philadelphia
youtu.be/aBXdNDnrutA?...
tl;dr capitalism and Philadelphia
youtu.be/aBXdNDnrutA?...
I am still looking for Solitaire by snarkypants.
That's the hardest part - I know the title and author, but they decided to take it down and I never thought I'd need a hard copy because I didn't realize the dystopia was already afoot in 2008.
Oh, sweet little Stephanie past.
That's the hardest part - I know the title and author, but they decided to take it down and I never thought I'd need a hard copy because I didn't realize the dystopia was already afoot in 2008.
Oh, sweet little Stephanie past.
Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
November 26, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I am still looking for Solitaire by snarkypants.
That's the hardest part - I know the title and author, but they decided to take it down and I never thought I'd need a hard copy because I didn't realize the dystopia was already afoot in 2008.
Oh, sweet little Stephanie past.
That's the hardest part - I know the title and author, but they decided to take it down and I never thought I'd need a hard copy because I didn't realize the dystopia was already afoot in 2008.
Oh, sweet little Stephanie past.
Are you even a neurospicy Trekkie if you don't dig through three bins of turkeys to find one that weighs an acceptable amount?
November 25, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Are you even a neurospicy Trekkie if you don't dig through three bins of turkeys to find one that weighs an acceptable amount?
You know that feeling when you might have smoked a little too much because you were focusing on technique and not how you felt?
Like you've never aspired to Gandalf Level smoke rings....
Anyway, I have no idea what that's like. Why do you ask?
Like you've never aspired to Gandalf Level smoke rings....
Anyway, I have no idea what that's like. Why do you ask?
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 AM
You know that feeling when you might have smoked a little too much because you were focusing on technique and not how you felt?
Like you've never aspired to Gandalf Level smoke rings....
Anyway, I have no idea what that's like. Why do you ask?
Like you've never aspired to Gandalf Level smoke rings....
Anyway, I have no idea what that's like. Why do you ask?