stepfordwifey.bsky.social
@stepfordwifey.bsky.social
I love how guys are so relaxed with me when we first meet that they lay out all their racist tendencies
November 19, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
November 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Just had to explain broccoli rice to @jaakkosf
November 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Jake: that’s how old you are mentally
November 19, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Vendor: oh I’m sorry. your order was never fully processed.
Me: holding the October receipt, paid invoice, closed PO, and numerous emails indicating a later and later delivery date:
November 19, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Jake is making fun of me for being on my phone while doing my ab workout. Which reminded me of:
November 19, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Jake: oh no we might not be able to brunch tomorrow ... because my desk is due to arrive tomorrow
Me:
November 19, 2024 at 7:39 PM
First thing that came to mind
November 19, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I literally can’t stop thinking of where to go next #wanderlust #fbf #barcelona #labarceloneta
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I didn’t come to see the city, I came to see it around you #sf #transamerica #fullmoon
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Live, work, play, California. #yosemitenationalpark #pooldaze #earthday
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Sorry. I’ve been busy living my best life possible #nofilter #sf #coronaheights
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I watched the last sunset of 2017 at the Grand Canyon with my best friends of 20 years #grandcanyon #2017 #bffs #nofilter #fullmoon
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Drama Queen #nola
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Tatum - Extra Festive edition #Kitty #catsofinstagram #merrychristmas
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM