StepfordFlunky
@stepfordflunky.bsky.social
Deaf mom, USMC Veterans wife, cancer and abuse survivor. Trying to be a better person than I was the day before and hoping to leave people better off than I found them. Some days are better than others.
I like how cats sit or lay in the middle of a doorway or walkway like “this is IT. This is THE best spot to be” and then act miffed bc you dare walk through THAT spot.
April 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I like how cats sit or lay in the middle of a doorway or walkway like “this is IT. This is THE best spot to be” and then act miffed bc you dare walk through THAT spot.
I keep forgetting about this account 😂 i haven’t worked on my book for a couple of days but am over 28k words. Been working on setting and enforcing boundaries in my everyday life. Hard work for an abuse survivor.
March 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I keep forgetting about this account 😂 i haven’t worked on my book for a couple of days but am over 28k words. Been working on setting and enforcing boundaries in my everyday life. Hard work for an abuse survivor.
Finished my two days off at around 18000 words. Back to work today. Enjoy the beautiful weather!
February 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Finished my two days off at around 18000 words. Back to work today. Enjoy the beautiful weather!
Finished chapter three of my book. Editing as I go and adding things when and where i can. It’s been therapeutic adding a lot of the memories.
February 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Finished chapter three of my book. Editing as I go and adding things when and where i can. It’s been therapeutic adding a lot of the memories.
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
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*Toys R Us jingle voice*
I don’t wanna get up, I’m a stay in bed mom, they’ve got a million things inside my phone that I can click on
I don’t wanna get up, I’m a stay in bed mom, they’ve got a million things inside my phone that I can click on
February 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
*Toys R Us jingle voice*
I don’t wanna get up, I’m a stay in bed mom, they’ve got a million things inside my phone that I can click on
I don’t wanna get up, I’m a stay in bed mom, they’ve got a million things inside my phone that I can click on
It has been suggested multiple times but twice in as many days that i write a book. Today i was asked to submit photos for a local photo exhibition. Maybe I’m ok at some things. Taking the compliment.
February 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It has been suggested multiple times but twice in as many days that i write a book. Today i was asked to submit photos for a local photo exhibition. Maybe I’m ok at some things. Taking the compliment.
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coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.
February 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.
I have an A in influenza 🎉
February 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I have an A in influenza 🎉
Idk what flavor of plague i have but i feel like straight up 🍑
February 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Idk what flavor of plague i have but i feel like straight up 🍑
So with this uh “data breach” do we just all not file our taxes this year?
February 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
So with this uh “data breach” do we just all not file our taxes this year?
So how long do we have until the sale of the United States goes through to Russia?
February 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So how long do we have until the sale of the United States goes through to Russia?
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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
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February 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
When people show you who and what they are, listen to that ,and then decide whether they deserve space in your life or not.
January 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
When people show you who and what they are, listen to that ,and then decide whether they deserve space in your life or not.
So grocery shopping was painful bc i bought extra of things that will likely increase in price and eggs bc it’s one of the few foods one of my kids can eat without barfing it back up. I don’t like keeping any of my money anyway.
January 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
So grocery shopping was painful bc i bought extra of things that will likely increase in price and eggs bc it’s one of the few foods one of my kids can eat without barfing it back up. I don’t like keeping any of my money anyway.
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
Cilantro lime chicken was pretty good. Paired it with plain rice and some carrots with paprika. Much better low Fodmap meal
January 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Cilantro lime chicken was pretty good. Paired it with plain rice and some carrots with paprika. Much better low Fodmap meal
Tonight was pizza bc i uh forgot to marinade the chicken and my 11 hour day didn’t allow for that time. Plans for cilantro lime chicken tomorrow night.
January 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Tonight was pizza bc i uh forgot to marinade the chicken and my 11 hour day didn’t allow for that time. Plans for cilantro lime chicken tomorrow night.
Today’s adventure in low Fodmap fare was a blueberry Gruyère grilled cheese on sourdough. Probably the best thing I’ve eaten yet. Hopefully the low Fodmap child approved it as well. Also that was all i had the energy to make after an 11 hour day
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Today’s adventure in low Fodmap fare was a blueberry Gruyère grilled cheese on sourdough. Probably the best thing I’ve eaten yet. Hopefully the low Fodmap child approved it as well. Also that was all i had the energy to make after an 11 hour day
I really do enjoy my job but I’d be extremely happy if a certain e commerce company would deliver their own stuff instead of dumping it off on us bc they can’t get enough people to deliver it from the local hub.
January 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I really do enjoy my job but I’d be extremely happy if a certain e commerce company would deliver their own stuff instead of dumping it off on us bc they can’t get enough people to deliver it from the local hub.
After working 13 1/2 hours yesterday I’m really not wanting to…anything. Much less…that.
January 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
After working 13 1/2 hours yesterday I’m really not wanting to…anything. Much less…that.
Good lord. Trying to find a balance between the gross/anger and hysteria is going to be fun the next four years.
January 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Good lord. Trying to find a balance between the gross/anger and hysteria is going to be fun the next four years.
Tonight’s adventures in low fodmap meals was uh well it tasted healthy. Wasn’t horrible but yeah i did a few more lines of smarties afterwards.
January 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Tonight’s adventures in low fodmap meals was uh well it tasted healthy. Wasn’t horrible but yeah i did a few more lines of smarties afterwards.
After eating that soup i had to do a few lines of smarties. That was way too healthy for me 😂
January 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
After eating that soup i had to do a few lines of smarties. That was way too healthy for me 😂
Tried a soup recipe from a low fodmap cookbook. It’s ok but definitely tastes like it’s from a low fodmap cookbook.
January 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Tried a soup recipe from a low fodmap cookbook. It’s ok but definitely tastes like it’s from a low fodmap cookbook.