Esme Grey
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I still can't help but wonder if one of my namesake's outfits was inspired by...
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I still can't help but wonder if one of my namesake's outfits was inspired by...
So I made this joke, a reference to a bit from Blackadder, where they're trying to turn lead into gold, fail miserably, and create a lump of green something.
I'm listening to the commentary for the movie, and it turns out that was 100% a reference the writer/director was making.
I'm listening to the commentary for the movie, and it turns out that was 100% a reference the writer/director was making.
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
So I made this joke, a reference to a bit from Blackadder, where they're trying to turn lead into gold, fail miserably, and create a lump of green something.
I'm listening to the commentary for the movie, and it turns out that was 100% a reference the writer/director was making.
I'm listening to the commentary for the movie, and it turns out that was 100% a reference the writer/director was making.
If you see this, post your bird art
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you see this, post your bird art
Bond reboot idea
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Bond reboot idea
Huh. Yeah. That's...weird. This is the actual page.
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Huh. Yeah. That's...weird. This is the actual page.
So there's this movie, about Doctor Victor Monster, trying to reanimate life to save his daughter...
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So there's this movie, about Doctor Victor Monster, trying to reanimate life to save his daughter...
It's actually Wally, but I've always had a soft spot for Jesse Quick.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It's actually Wally, but I've always had a soft spot for Jesse Quick.
What monster opens a package and just starts FLINGING THE PACKING PEANUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE?!
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
What monster opens a package and just starts FLINGING THE PACKING PEANUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE?!
There's not trusting your audience...and then there's...whatever this is.
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There's not trusting your audience...and then there's...whatever this is.
Ah, a surprise Eric Roberts appears!
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Ah, a surprise Eric Roberts appears!
"The crime *solving* thirst!"
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"The crime *solving* thirst!"
I kinda want to make fun of them for putting the slipcover on the wrong way.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I kinda want to make fun of them for putting the slipcover on the wrong way.
"I could smell the onions and the mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"I could smell the onions and the mustard."
This is a GREAT movie watching experience. Fantastic.
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is a GREAT movie watching experience. Fantastic.
Mister Morden has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Mister Morden has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Finally got myself a copy of Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Finally got myself a copy of Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You
#NewProfilePic as we finish off October
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 AM
#NewProfilePic as we finish off October
I don't even know how many time I've watched The Crow at this point.
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don't even know how many time I've watched The Crow at this point.
Is it bad? Yes. Does the plot make little to no sense? Also yes.
BUT it does have Discount Kevin Bacon the ninja spinkicking magician.
BUT it does have Discount Kevin Bacon the ninja spinkicking magician.
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Is it bad? Yes. Does the plot make little to no sense? Also yes.
BUT it does have Discount Kevin Bacon the ninja spinkicking magician.
BUT it does have Discount Kevin Bacon the ninja spinkicking magician.
Frog together strong.
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Frog together strong.
So I COULD just climb down the ladder to the floor far below.
ORRRR I could jump.
ORRRR I could jump.
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
So I COULD just climb down the ladder to the floor far below.
ORRRR I could jump.
ORRRR I could jump.
I’ve just found my new doctor.
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’ve just found my new doctor.