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· May 6
if i were mr beast id change my name to mr beach and retire. post a vlog every day from the beach with a beer and go “hey fellas just chillin haha catch you tomorrow.” but he doesn’t do this, he’s been subsumed by capital instead
Preparing my bubble ring allegations for Travis kelce’s inevitable Walter Payton
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Preparing my bubble ring allegations for Travis kelce’s inevitable Walter Payton
Tough week but lately I’ve been enjoying looking at myself in the microwave
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Tough week but lately I’ve been enjoying looking at myself in the microwave
Lineament, tincture, and potion budget taking a big cut :(
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Lineament, tincture, and potion budget taking a big cut :(
Fuck my chungus adornite life
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Fuck my chungus adornite life
fuck it i’m going back to eating the whole strawberry im moving to tumblr im gonna use social media in a mysterious way im investing in relationships from my youth im seeing the world with new eyes each day im gonna be the world’s #1 sweetheart until my dying days
October 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
fuck it i’m going back to eating the whole strawberry im moving to tumblr im gonna use social media in a mysterious way im investing in relationships from my youth im seeing the world with new eyes each day im gonna be the world’s #1 sweetheart until my dying days
in the communist state of colorado all you need is $20 and enough executive function and you can have always been a women
October 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
in the communist state of colorado all you need is $20 and enough executive function and you can have always been a women
adoura farming and taking public transit on the first real day of fall, bless my catastrophic tranny life
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
adoura farming and taking public transit on the first real day of fall, bless my catastrophic tranny life
preparing for my future
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
preparing for my future
thank you white jesus for your #1 invention the tucking thing
October 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
thank you white jesus for your #1 invention the tucking thing
rare aesthetic: sweating like a pig in the victoria’s secret in the dying mall of your hometown that you have very mixed feelings towards
October 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
rare aesthetic: sweating like a pig in the victoria’s secret in the dying mall of your hometown that you have very mixed feelings towards
how to hide man boobs! transition transition transition transition transition don’t hide them transition transition transition transition transition
October 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
how to hide man boobs! transition transition transition transition transition don’t hide them transition transition transition transition transition
i should’ve worked on the creation of a homunculus while i was theoretically fertile
September 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i should’ve worked on the creation of a homunculus while i was theoretically fertile
need a standing appointment to throw the baseball around, i really believe i could get a 100mph fastball
September 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
need a standing appointment to throw the baseball around, i really believe i could get a 100mph fastball
i am the only girl in america who eats enough fiber and also wages war daily
September 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i am the only girl in america who eats enough fiber and also wages war daily
i rely quite heavily on my general aura of intelligence to excuse my numerous misspellings
September 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i rely quite heavily on my general aura of intelligence to excuse my numerous misspellings
i’m not sure when, i’m not sure how, i’m not sure why. but at some point in my life i will be soul bonding with a horse
September 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i’m not sure when, i’m not sure how, i’m not sure why. but at some point in my life i will be soul bonding with a horse
i’m the sort of woman who’s just pretty consistently up to something
September 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i’m the sort of woman who’s just pretty consistently up to something
as the kind of bitch with different earbuds for almost any situation. maybe something IS wrong with me
September 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
as the kind of bitch with different earbuds for almost any situation. maybe something IS wrong with me
it’s days like today not living in nyc really feels like a nerf
September 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it’s days like today not living in nyc really feels like a nerf
doing a lot of girl things lately like: not my laundry, eating popcorn for dinner, kissing girl, queening, driving bad, being afraid of men in elevators
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
doing a lot of girl things lately like: not my laundry, eating popcorn for dinner, kissing girl, queening, driving bad, being afraid of men in elevators
first half of getting killed aoty!! i’ll let yall know if i get past half real without having to restart because i miss the first few songs already…
September 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
first half of getting killed aoty!! i’ll let yall know if i get past half real without having to restart because i miss the first few songs already…
death to microsoft outlook, or any other product, the tries to autocorrect my emoticons into emoji!!!!
September 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
death to microsoft outlook, or any other product, the tries to autocorrect my emoticons into emoji!!!!
stefon diggs edits are so funny cause the last highlights they have of that guy he’s in a bills jersey
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
stefon diggs edits are so funny cause the last highlights they have of that guy he’s in a bills jersey