Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri
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Currently designing C-♭, it's gonna have two stacks for twice the performance.
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Currently designing C-♭, it's gonna have two stacks for twice the performance.
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[bridged from https://mastodon.boiler.social/@stenve on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
the sustain pedal is single-pedal driving for the piano
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 AM
the sustain pedal is single-pedal driving for the piano
Who is Aunt Enna? Why does she love RF so much???
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Who is Aunt Enna? Why does she love RF so much???
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why the _actual fuck_ does Linux not have a syscall for /proc/self/maps
it is beyond ridiculous that the 2026 solution to "find out what my memory mappings are" is fucking fscanf
it is beyond ridiculous that the 2026 solution to "find out what my memory mappings are" is fucking fscanf
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
why the _actual fuck_ does Linux not have a syscall for /proc/self/maps
it is beyond ridiculous that the 2026 solution to "find out what my memory mappings are" is fucking fscanf
it is beyond ridiculous that the 2026 solution to "find out what my memory mappings are" is fucking fscanf
Everyone needs a website, for nebulous reasons which I cannot explain and about which I will not elaborate!
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Everyone needs a website, for nebulous reasons which I cannot explain and about which I will not elaborate!
Service workers??? Everything is a web browser???? Discord is digital McDonald's????!!!!
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Service workers??? Everything is a web browser???? Discord is digital McDonald's????!!!!
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i finally found this picture again. it has infected me memetically a long time ago
> **Never touch the terminals.** Please don't. Cause of failure.
>
> This may be the cause.
>
> It is not possible to use multiple computers at the same time. **It is not possible.**
> **Never touch the terminals.** Please don't. Cause of failure.
>
> This may be the cause.
>
> It is not possible to use multiple computers at the same time. **It is not possible.**
January 25, 2026 at 8:41 AM
i finally found this picture again. it has infected me memetically a long time ago
> **Never touch the terminals.** Please don't. Cause of failure.
>
> This may be the cause.
>
> It is not possible to use multiple computers at the same time. **It is not possible.**
> **Never touch the terminals.** Please don't. Cause of failure.
>
> This may be the cause.
>
> It is not possible to use multiple computers at the same time. **It is not possible.**
WOKE oscilloscope gets TRIGGERED by SURPRISE signal (gone wrong) (police called)
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 AM
WOKE oscilloscope gets TRIGGERED by SURPRISE signal (gone wrong) (police called)
PAX IN 22C IS STEVE CUBEMER. PLS ADVISE
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
PAX IN 22C IS STEVE CUBEMER. PLS ADVISE
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
This year I'm thankful for all the HATERS who said C-♭ would never launch. Your hate fuels me.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This year I'm thankful for all the HATERS who said C-♭ would never launch. Your hate fuels me.
# THANKS
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
# THANKS
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I DEMAND DETERMINISTIC CHIMP EVENT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I DEMAND DETERMINISTIC CHIMP EVENT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
US GOVERNMENT CACHE MISS ALERT
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
US GOVERNMENT CACHE MISS ALERT
the slow post breaks containment
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
the slow post breaks containment
shrubtitles
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
shrubtitles
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endianness is just a plot by big endian to sell more byte swap operations
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
endianness is just a plot by big endian to sell more byte swap operations
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HA!
"You're so poor, when AWS goes down you can still get into your house."
"You're so poor, when AWS goes down you can still get into your house."
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
HA!
"You're so poor, when AWS goes down you can still get into your house."
"You're so poor, when AWS goes down you can still get into your house."
I contain multitudes
because I ate them
because I ate them
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I contain multitudes
because I ate them
because I ate them
okay that's it. I'm filling the microwave with silverware and setting it for 10 minutes. y'all can't behave
October 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
okay that's it. I'm filling the microwave with silverware and setting it for 10 minutes. y'all can't behave
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i love the current arc of the calvin & hobbes shitpost subreddit where they're all suddenly roleplaying a universe in which there is a calvin & hobbes fighting game
October 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i love the current arc of the calvin & hobbes shitpost subreddit where they're all suddenly roleplaying a universe in which there is a calvin & hobbes fighting game
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