Umm, may I ask why?

I have not. I wasn't really raised religious, but I'm certainly open to accept a higher power's existence if proof is provided to me.

Ummm, no. I do taxes

Believe me, if I knew of a surefire way to get tax breaks, I'd tell anyone who'd listen, but The Head is suuuper stingy with that sort of stuff. Only thing I guess I could say is "be rich"? I dunno

What kind of chips though? I feel like this is an important factor in the decision

"Fuck you", but ONLY if it's said by the Fuck You Guy 😨

I... think I'm good. I like my hair the way it is, but thanks for the suggestion!

Gaming.

Horrible. I hate to say it, but we really need the money, and I have no idea how long that job Boss and Polly took is actually gonna be. If you guys have any jobs for me and Mackie in the meantime, I'd be happy to hear you out.

I really wouldn't do that if I were you, there's plenty of better ways you could spend that money. At the very least, don't spend THAT much.