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Matt Hewes
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This is actually so that the steering wheel matches the other 4 wheels for when techbros replace our streets with a series of inverted catenary bumps
A man riding a man-sized tricycle with square wheels. The ground is a series of arcs that perfectly counter the alternating width of the squares as they rotate.
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Today's picture of the Sun
An image of the sun, reddened due to being filtered to hydrogen-alpha wavelengths. Short, wispy solar flares ring the edge. To the right, a "string" formed by sunspots can be seen.
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Amidst all the... everything... I have a board game coming out! We just finished putting together the trailer and, I might be biased, but it is the coolest thing I have ever seen:

(Alt text in the replies because I can't seem to not hit the character limit)
September 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Share your favorite black & white movie.
Klaatu and Gort from The Day The Earth Stood Still
September 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Post by user pathetic-gamer that reads: giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them. a certain je ne sequoia, if you will.
September 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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You're telling me this isn't a Marvel character?
Rami Malek in his role as the pharaoh from Night at the Museum
August 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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A meme with two kids labeled "conservatives" who are terrified of a rabbit labeled "things that don't happen"
August 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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A social media post that reads: This is Jubilee. Real name: Jubilation Lee. This is Wolverine. Real name: Wolveration lne. This is Storm. Real name: Susan Torm. This is Cyclops. Real name: Cyclation Clops. This is the Blob. Real name: Bob Loblob This is Forge. Real name: Tony Stark This is Colossus. Real name: Cole Ossus This is Magneto. Real name: Magnus Ito
August 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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From a friend of mine:
Screenshot of a Discord chat that reads: The aforementioned Stories of Ibis Is a good one Jack McDevitts books are really good for this The first is Engines of God I think? The Goblin Emperor isn't utopian and it's fantasy but it's definitely feel good
August 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I've learned not to trust your happy endings.
A panel of Zach's comic with a mom hugging a little boy. The boy is saying, "Because I'm the happiest boy ever, and you're the best mommy, and nothing's wrong at all!" The next panel is the mom staring into the middle distance in horror as she realizes... well go read the comic if you haven't already.
July 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I remember that meme. I first saw it in this format when Wandavision came out:
4 pictures of Wanda Maximoff from the TV show Wandavision. Her 80s look is labeled as LinkedIn, her 50s housewife look as Facebook, her 70s free-spirit look as Instagram, and her 90s comic-accurate costume as Tinder.
July 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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agreed
Louis' post "it me" quoting a skeet that's been "removed by author"
July 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Top 4 Video Game OSTs

Show me yours!
(Hardmode: no Ocarina of Time, Undertale or Persona)
Hades loading screen Legend of Zelda (NES) Outer Wilds Phantasy Star IV
July 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Caption "Are they freshly waxed legs or are they hot dogs?" Followed by 4 pictures that could be either.
July 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Been seeing this making the rounds
Social media post that reads: If you are using undocumented immigrants' tax records to find and kidnap them, then it was never about them paying taxes. If you are showing up at their place of employment, then it was never about them not working. If you are showing up at courthouses, then it was never about getting them to "do it the right way'. If you are kidnapping women and children, then it was never about criminals. If you're refusing to give them due process, then it was never about the Constitution. If you are building concentration camps in Florida to keep them here in cages, then it was never about the border. If you're spending billions to do this, then it was never about the economy. And if you're doing all this in the name of a 34 time convicted felon, then it was never about following the law.
July 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I like that first one because
Title of Trump's book "The Art of the Deal," with the L in deal hastily scribbled on to make it look like a D
July 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Post from user _stillwerise that says: Just saw this line and damn, that's powerful "If you wanted me to sacrifice my students to ICE, you shouldn't have trained me to take a bullet for them"
June 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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No surprise that I got a literal robot
Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation Gregory Eddie from Abbott Elementary Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place Vision from Marvel movies and TV shows
June 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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They're busy doing the important, useful work:
Screenshot of an article with the headline, "DNC PARKS T.A.C.O TRUCK MOCKING TRUMP OUTSIDE OF GOPHQ"
June 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Post a *good* throuple
Doctors Ten, Eleven, and the War Doctor from the Day of the Doctor 50th anniversary special
May 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
Movie poster for The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951) Movie poster for Galaxy Quest (1999)
May 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Modified tweet that reads, "My neighbor told me F18 hormets keep falling off his carrier so I asked howmany F18s he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new F18 afterwards so said it sounds like he's just feeding F18s to the Orca War and then his daughter started crying.
May 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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One day it will devour the world
A Tumblr post that reads: The Sun is probably the closest thing we'll ever have to a true Eldritch abomination. Hear me out here: • Older than recorded history, was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient • Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long • Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths • Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion • Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children • People used to sacrifice other people to appease it • Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
May 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Our cat is a special one.
Our cat biting our dog while the dog just stands there and takes it.
May 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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A remix of an old tweet that now reads, "My neighbor told me F18 hornets keep falling off his carrier so I asked many F18s he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new F18 afterwards so said it sounds like he's just feeding F18s to the Orca War and then his daughter started crying.
May 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM