Scarlett Messenger
@stella-lugosi.bsky.social
Childless dog lady and world builder. Disabled American and proud Blue State Cascadian. #cascadia #disability #worldbuilding #chiweenie #chipit #dogs
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I'm honestly starting to wonder what I'm going to do when I no longer have to wake up and immediately check my phone to see what kind of apocalypse awaits me.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I'm honestly starting to wonder what I'm going to do when I no longer have to wake up and immediately check my phone to see what kind of apocalypse awaits me.
Happy New Year!
December 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Happy New Year!
My friend Adrian's kids made a video about my dogs, and my brother Mat made a video for that song starring my dogs. It's pretty cute. #dog #chihuahua #chiweenie #dachshund #pitbullmix #puppy #dogsky #christmas #holiday #music #kids
Christmas Dog
YouTube video by Pseudomorphology
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December 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My friend Adrian's kids made a video about my dogs, and my brother Mat made a video for that song starring my dogs. It's pretty cute. #dog #chihuahua #chiweenie #dachshund #pitbullmix #puppy #dogsky #christmas #holiday #music #kids
So... I guess the president of the United States of America mighta sorta kinda is alleged to have assisted in drowning a baby in Lake Michigan? Am I... Am I hearing this right? Wtf? WTF?? Is that how he became fucking president?? Infant sacrifice??? Because fuck me if we aren't already in hell.
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
So... I guess the president of the United States of America mighta sorta kinda is alleged to have assisted in drowning a baby in Lake Michigan? Am I... Am I hearing this right? Wtf? WTF?? Is that how he became fucking president?? Infant sacrifice??? Because fuck me if we aren't already in hell.
Wait, Stephen Miller is only 5'4"? I mean, I love me a short king and all, but that posturing douche is only 5ft and 4in? Oh, that explains EVERYTHING, right down to the bitch wife.
December 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wait, Stephen Miller is only 5'4"? I mean, I love me a short king and all, but that posturing douche is only 5ft and 4in? Oh, that explains EVERYTHING, right down to the bitch wife.
I hate the fact that when you follow any kind of dog content the algorithm decides to feed you a bunch of abused animal ragebait and fundmes. I do not want to see that. Ever.
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I hate the fact that when you follow any kind of dog content the algorithm decides to feed you a bunch of abused animal ragebait and fundmes. I do not want to see that. Ever.
Just a reminder: for every dollar you spend today, Kristi Noem shoots a puppy.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just a reminder: for every dollar you spend today, Kristi Noem shoots a puppy.
Today's menu:
Pavo pibil (Yucatan turkey, jackfruit version for my bro)
Mushroom onion poutine w/ garlic dill cheese curds
Balsamic butter asparagus
Swedish apple pie w/ ice cream
Pavo pibil (Yucatan turkey, jackfruit version for my bro)
Mushroom onion poutine w/ garlic dill cheese curds
Balsamic butter asparagus
Swedish apple pie w/ ice cream
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Today's menu:
Pavo pibil (Yucatan turkey, jackfruit version for my bro)
Mushroom onion poutine w/ garlic dill cheese curds
Balsamic butter asparagus
Swedish apple pie w/ ice cream
Pavo pibil (Yucatan turkey, jackfruit version for my bro)
Mushroom onion poutine w/ garlic dill cheese curds
Balsamic butter asparagus
Swedish apple pie w/ ice cream
JFC, Mamdani feels like a fucking paladin these days. He rizzed the fuck out of Trump. I'm sending that dude nothing but positive vibes. He's got a lot to live up to.
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
JFC, Mamdani feels like a fucking paladin these days. He rizzed the fuck out of Trump. I'm sending that dude nothing but positive vibes. He's got a lot to live up to.
When I was 14 I still had braces.
At 14 I wore lime green ankle socks and penny loafers with my Catholic school uniform.
At 14 I had a crush on half of Duran Duran.
At 14 I made mixed tapes about ridiculously emo, angsty shit with The Smiths and The Cure.
And at 14 she had to fuck Donald Trump.
At 14 I wore lime green ankle socks and penny loafers with my Catholic school uniform.
At 14 I had a crush on half of Duran Duran.
At 14 I made mixed tapes about ridiculously emo, angsty shit with The Smiths and The Cure.
And at 14 she had to fuck Donald Trump.
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When I was 14 I still had braces.
At 14 I wore lime green ankle socks and penny loafers with my Catholic school uniform.
At 14 I had a crush on half of Duran Duran.
At 14 I made mixed tapes about ridiculously emo, angsty shit with The Smiths and The Cure.
And at 14 she had to fuck Donald Trump.
At 14 I wore lime green ankle socks and penny loafers with my Catholic school uniform.
At 14 I had a crush on half of Duran Duran.
At 14 I made mixed tapes about ridiculously emo, angsty shit with The Smiths and The Cure.
And at 14 she had to fuck Donald Trump.
Republicans: "Ok, being a rapist, sex pest, and pedophile is one thing, but we draw the line at going gay with Democrats!"
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Republicans: "Ok, being a rapist, sex pest, and pedophile is one thing, but we draw the line at going gay with Democrats!"
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Ok, yes, this is a public health–adjacent account -- but some of us are also literary nerds. And seeing Joyce Carol Oates roast Elon Musk on his own platform? Just what we needed on an otherwise sh**ty day.
Elon Musk gets roasted on his own platform by Joyce Carol Oates.
Like an ancient cyborg culling through the ruins of a post-apocalyptic planet (twitter, derogatory), Joyce Carol Oates recently fired her full-power death ray at aspiring trillionaire Elon Musk, wh…
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November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ok, yes, this is a public health–adjacent account -- but some of us are also literary nerds. And seeing Joyce Carol Oates roast Elon Musk on his own platform? Just what we needed on an otherwise sh**ty day.
A medical equipment company I deal with sent the wrong thing and I needed to return it and get the right thing. Today, a big box arrived. I opened it and the only thing inside was a shipping label. The sent me an empty box express, the stuff I need won't be here until the 13th. #aboringdystopia
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A medical equipment company I deal with sent the wrong thing and I needed to return it and get the right thing. Today, a big box arrived. I opened it and the only thing inside was a shipping label. The sent me an empty box express, the stuff I need won't be here until the 13th. #aboringdystopia
My puppy made a noise that sounded like the "ow!" in this song so I started to sing it to her.
She bit me.
She bit me.
Black Box - Everybody Everybody (Official Video)
YouTube video by BlackBoxHouse
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November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My puppy made a noise that sounded like the "ow!" in this song so I started to sing it to her.
She bit me.
She bit me.
Oh, FFS. How about all you assholes who were privileged enough not to grow up isolated and abused stop reminding the rest of us what losers we are for not having 9 million kindly old women to call "auntie" surrounding us? Good for you. Seriously, the discourse on this subject is getting so toxic.
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oh, FFS. How about all you assholes who were privileged enough not to grow up isolated and abused stop reminding the rest of us what losers we are for not having 9 million kindly old women to call "auntie" surrounding us? Good for you. Seriously, the discourse on this subject is getting so toxic.
UPS is just sucking the life out of me. It was merely irritating when it was just some sweaters, but now it's medical stuff. The fact that they give me no information and make it impossible to contact anyone is infuriating. I miss customer service.
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
UPS is just sucking the life out of me. It was merely irritating when it was just some sweaters, but now it's medical stuff. The fact that they give me no information and make it impossible to contact anyone is infuriating. I miss customer service.
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#CancelSpotify Make them pay for running ads to recruit ICE agents. youtube.com/shorts/TKp7c...
Tutorial: How to cancel your Spotify subscription
YouTube video by Indivisible
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October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
#CancelSpotify Make them pay for running ads to recruit ICE agents. youtube.com/shorts/TKp7c...
This fucking country hates women so bad. I just got a 3 day ban on reddit for "advocating violence" because I had the audacity to suggest that women should be allowed to fucking defend themselves rather than be assaulted by men who will face no consequences for their actions.
October 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This fucking country hates women so bad. I just got a 3 day ban on reddit for "advocating violence" because I had the audacity to suggest that women should be allowed to fucking defend themselves rather than be assaulted by men who will face no consequences for their actions.
I vote we call it The Virginia Giuffre Memorial Ballroom. Or just call it what it is, Pee-Do's Playhouse
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I vote we call it The Virginia Giuffre Memorial Ballroom. Or just call it what it is, Pee-Do's Playhouse
I think I ruined my husband's day when I told him our dishwasher sounds like it's playing "Bodies" by Drowning Pool. #thingsyoucantunhear
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I think I ruined my husband's day when I told him our dishwasher sounds like it's playing "Bodies" by Drowning Pool. #thingsyoucantunhear
Her official name is Empress Luna Belle Messenger, First of Her Name, Daughter of Darkness, Mistress of Mayhem, Breaker of Souls, Flayer of Minds, Reigning Queen of Chaos. And she is her to kick ass and chew squeaky toy. Guess what she just ran out of? @williesillie2.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Her official name is Empress Luna Belle Messenger, First of Her Name, Daughter of Darkness, Mistress of Mayhem, Breaker of Souls, Flayer of Minds, Reigning Queen of Chaos. And she is her to kick ass and chew squeaky toy. Guess what she just ran out of? @williesillie2.bsky.social
Once he is dead, instead of tearing down the ballroom I vote we make the place a museum to remind us of our fucking failures as a nation, like Germany did with the Gestapo/SS headquarters in Berlin. That place was intense. #stopICE #fuckICE
Topography of Terror - Wikipedia
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October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM