post-Chauncey era going great

just gonna keep this alert on my phone for a hot minute

well ok and the one time I did briefly foster a kitten was a bit… weird…

I can’t even move apartments! stupid damn dog ruining my life, smdh

sorry, I mean “wonderful light of my life who is above most weight limits, reactive as hell toward other dogs and terrified of ceiling fans”

(literally. he will hide from any fan he notices. absolute idiot.)

“Lt. Katsuragi, what’s the status on that weirdo chud who’s obsessed with teenagers?”

@metaltxt.bsky.social I’ve taken to sneaking this sticker into every office photo possible and need to find the rest of ‘em because folks are starting to get jealous

@metaltxt.bsky.social @ourcityburning.bsky.social I don’t know why but it feels important to show y’all the shirt I just got

damn, I’m good