The absolutely unhinged way I used to sing the song Cowboy Take Me Away at age 11.
July 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The absolutely unhinged way I used to sing the song Cowboy Take Me Away at age 11.
In the morning my little toes are froze so I have my driving socks I put on. I drive to work with my socks and sandals then I get to work and I leave my driving socks in the car 🤣🤣🤣 today I almost forgot to take them off and had to go back 🤣🤣
July 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
In the morning my little toes are froze so I have my driving socks I put on. I drive to work with my socks and sandals then I get to work and I leave my driving socks in the car 🤣🤣🤣 today I almost forgot to take them off and had to go back 🤣🤣
I loved murderbot season 1
July 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I loved murderbot season 1
Ever been in a traumatic parking situation where you’re 3 inches away from every single car and there is no way you’re going to get out so you just toss the keys in the ground and run away? Hahaha I made it out! But I thought about bailing lol
May 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ever been in a traumatic parking situation where you’re 3 inches away from every single car and there is no way you’re going to get out so you just toss the keys in the ground and run away? Hahaha I made it out! But I thought about bailing lol
Just so thankful for friends that meet me at my mental illness limitations 💕💕💕
May 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just so thankful for friends that meet me at my mental illness limitations 💕💕💕
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NOBODY WANTS APPLE BUILDING IPHONES HERE YOU IGNORANT FAT TODDLER.
Good God you exhausting sloppy goon
Good God you exhausting sloppy goon
May 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
NOBODY WANTS APPLE BUILDING IPHONES HERE YOU IGNORANT FAT TODDLER.
Good God you exhausting sloppy goon
Good God you exhausting sloppy goon
Driving home and Landslide comes on…”can I handle the seasons of my life?” UM NO I CANNOT 🫨🫨😭🤣🤣
May 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Driving home and Landslide comes on…”can I handle the seasons of my life?” UM NO I CANNOT 🫨🫨😭🤣🤣
My nephews were very concerned I went to Disney by myself but sometimes women go to space so I can def go to Epcot
April 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My nephews were very concerned I went to Disney by myself but sometimes women go to space so I can def go to Epcot
How many sweet tart can I eat til my tongue comes off
April 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
How many sweet tart can I eat til my tongue comes off
I ate a lot of trappeys red devil sauce and now I don’t feel so goods
April 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I ate a lot of trappeys red devil sauce and now I don’t feel so goods
I was gone for nearly 2 weeks but it wasn’t even enough 😂😂
April 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I was gone for nearly 2 weeks but it wasn’t even enough 😂😂
I went to Disney World by myself and when you don’t have anyone to talk to you listen to other people. I overheard a child saying mom what if Tinkerbell is dead. I also overheard a couple arguing because NO TODD I SAID THIS WAY NOT THAT WAY GFD!
April 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I went to Disney World by myself and when you don’t have anyone to talk to you listen to other people. I overheard a child saying mom what if Tinkerbell is dead. I also overheard a couple arguing because NO TODD I SAID THIS WAY NOT THAT WAY GFD!
What about donkey Kong the country version soundtrack
March 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What about donkey Kong the country version soundtrack
One of favorite memories is when everyone told ET their name was my name and I looked like a fraud
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
One of favorite memories is when everyone told ET their name was my name and I looked like a fraud
Things that bring me joy
March 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Things that bring me joy
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I just realized there is a job called “falconer” and that’s it, that’s for me.
March 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I just realized there is a job called “falconer” and that’s it, that’s for me.
I’m eating scallops for my health and B said it smells like long John silver died in here 😂😂😂😂
February 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m eating scallops for my health and B said it smells like long John silver died in here 😂😂😂😂
I got the world’s ugliest color hokas today but wow I’m not even mad.
February 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I got the world’s ugliest color hokas today but wow I’m not even mad.
Was explaining to my twin nephews today that they could come over to pet our cats but the cats have claws. They showed up in ski masks as protective gear and that just really tickled me 😂
February 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Was explaining to my twin nephews today that they could come over to pet our cats but the cats have claws. They showed up in ski masks as protective gear and that just really tickled me 😂
At least wheat thins exist
February 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
At least wheat thins exist
Apparently there’s a reason he’s called PUNKsutawney Phil, amirite? ❄️ 🥶
February 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Apparently there’s a reason he’s called PUNKsutawney Phil, amirite? ❄️ 🥶
An example of what has happened to my brain 😂😂
February 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
An example of what has happened to my brain 😂😂
Changing my email signature to, “Kindly have the day you deserve!”
February 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Changing my email signature to, “Kindly have the day you deserve!”
Harrison Butker’s team got their butt kicked he hehe he he hehheeeeee
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Harrison Butker’s team got their butt kicked he hehe he he hehheeeeee