It's gambling for rich people using poor people's retirement money.

It's proof that there might just be a higher power after all, and she gave us a few ingrained stress relievers...

First we need better voters.

This is a hard one. Had they held firm and let the government shut down, it would give Trump more power than they capitulated on. There was no way to win.

I really hate being fucking unemployed right now.

Ew, they'll be stringy, chewy and not very nourishing. Eliminated yes, but let the wild critters and insects have them