Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.

Musk tweeted that OPM was sending federal employees an email asking for 5 bulletpoints outlining what work they did last week. Failure to respond would be considered resignation. We got this at 5pm today. No mention of these details. Anyone OOO Monday will miss the deadline. SPREAD THE WORD!