I will start to give MTG’s words a teeny bit of credibility when she kisses David Hogg’s feet on live television and apologizes to him and all of the Parkland survivors. Until then, she’s the same old performative bitch.

They produced a sharp logo, got smashed to celebrate, and woke up the next morning to discover that in the midst of their bacchanal they had drunkenly signed off on a name someone had jokingly suggested.

*stares in Claudine Gay*

Kyle, you’re a class act.

Thanks. I needed that.

We see through your parlor trick. Not only have you caved, you’ve also destroyed the momentum and fragile coalition we’ve been trying to build (and perhaps that was your intention: we see how resentful you are of Mamdani). The Democratic Party needs new leadership. Step down now.