Stefan
stefaneats.bsky.social
Stefan
@stefaneats.bsky.social
Who knows what will happen
Everything about Wisconsin feels made up. I used to think it was a small country near Switzerland. I learned how to spell it from spell check while writing this. I recently saw a map of the us and thought "wait what's that state between Minnesota and Michigan?"
August 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The name Cheyenne is neat, because it's like Chartreuse and Cyan, and those are neat colors
June 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You'd think if Republicans hated taxes so much, they wouldn't name a whole state after them.
June 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I had a dream where I was cast as Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice but couldn't make any of the rehearsals so I had to subtly keep the script onstage with me the entire time.

I felt like I had the energy down but it was increasingly obvious that I had no idea what I was supposed to say
May 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My proposed new flag for Washington State.

In keeping with our state's tradition of updating regions' namesakes (see King County), I propose this new flag, along with making Denzel Washington the state's namesake.

Denzel Washington, like MLK, has no ties with the state aside from brief visits.
April 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
So like, what was the vibe on the pope? Did we like him?
April 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I have coworkers around the country, some in pretty conservative areas. It's those areas in particular that I consistently get responses to the pronouns in my work profile with love and appreciation. They tell me about themselves, or their spouse or friend. Specifically a lot of nonbinary people!
April 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Mario Kart: Breath of the Wild
April 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I know the direct is happening RIGHT NOW, but what if they do NSO for the DS where you plug 2 Sitch 2s into each other lol
April 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Reposted by Stefan
Just watched Trap, somehow M. Night Shyamalan has made the worst movie I’ve ever seen like 4 different times
March 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"What if Pac-Man was sci-fi... And kinda fucked up"
March 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Yes lollygagging
March 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Just subscribed to a podcast on patreon for the bonus feed... Biggest mistake of my life
March 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Gir goes to the club and gets a ride home with a bunch of girls and that is exactly what would happen in real life. The girls love Gir.
March 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just got a vpn what should I do with it
March 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
What would the climate of a donut earth be like
February 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Tried coffee today after years of believing my brand of ADHD makes me immune to caffeine. I slept 4 hours so I figured if it did just make me more tired, I couldn't be much worse off.

Much to my chagrin, I discovered I am not immune to caffeine.
February 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
New Nintendo Music game is... Mario Kart 8 ? Again?
February 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I had a dream where I had a 3-yo son who called me "giant." I also had the force.
February 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Invader Zim is always more fucked up than I remember it being. But watching it with subtitles makes it even funnier because they're attributed the Department of Education
February 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Every time someone follows me here they have a couple thousand followers, and they're following like 50-100k accounts. They're all bots, right?
February 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Crazy what a year of full-time employment at a non-dead-end job does for your ability to envision a future
February 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just saw an ad for a drama school that had bad acting.

I thought, "well they're teachers, not actors- wait."
February 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Reposted by Stefan
I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.
February 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Just fucking beefed it sitting down in a chair that had already fallen over
February 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM