steev
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I'm only on here to make stupid jokes
What's the proper order to watch the dumb and dumber trilogy chronological or release?
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
What's the proper order to watch the dumb and dumber trilogy chronological or release?
Sesame? I barely know me! My therapist: please take this seriously
June 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sesame? I barely know me! My therapist: please take this seriously
There's a good chance this new pope has been to a Buca di Beppo
May 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
There's a good chance this new pope has been to a Buca di Beppo
The wonder years reboot should've been titled "The Wondest Years"
April 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The wonder years reboot should've been titled "The Wondest Years"
Alright this year everyone use your birthday wish for Msk and Trmp to stop lying for just one day. Even birthdays take M, odd take T. With our combined efforts I believe we can success pull off a Liar Liar scenario, can you imagine
March 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Alright this year everyone use your birthday wish for Msk and Trmp to stop lying for just one day. Even birthdays take M, odd take T. With our combined efforts I believe we can success pull off a Liar Liar scenario, can you imagine
These are all solid names for a pop punk band
March 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
These are all solid names for a pop punk band
Emily: "stop using baby voice for you broken laptop" me: "but my battewy huwts 👉👈"
February 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Emily: "stop using baby voice for you broken laptop" me: "but my battewy huwts 👉👈"
"bet" is genz for "you betcha"
February 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"bet" is genz for "you betcha"
Last year I made a full 100-card Simpsons-themed "Steamed Hams" EDH deck. I'm currently working on my second, "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" Here's some progress: www.reddit.com/r/mpcproxies... #simpsons #magicthegathering #mtg #thesimpsons #edh
February 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Last year I made a full 100-card Simpsons-themed "Steamed Hams" EDH deck. I'm currently working on my second, "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" Here's some progress: www.reddit.com/r/mpcproxies... #simpsons #magicthegathering #mtg #thesimpsons #edh
On SNL, Michael Longfellow played an unimpressed boyfriend accompanying his girlfriend to a bungee workout class where the joke was 'this is not a workout.' After the sketch, he vomited from exhaustion and that's just perfect. latenighter.com/news/michael...
Michael Longfellow ‘Vomited From Exhaustion' After SNL Bungee Sketch - LateNighter
Although his character in Saturday Night Live’s “Bungee” sketch last weekend was underwhelmed with Timothée Chalamet’s fitness instructor, Michael Longfellow says performing the sketch ended up being ...
latenighter.com
February 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
On SNL, Michael Longfellow played an unimpressed boyfriend accompanying his girlfriend to a bungee workout class where the joke was 'this is not a workout.' After the sketch, he vomited from exhaustion and that's just perfect. latenighter.com/news/michael...
i tried to say "it's cobbler time!" in rivals and it said "inappropriate content" and now i know in england cobbler means testicle
February 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i tried to say "it's cobbler time!" in rivals and it said "inappropriate content" and now i know in england cobbler means testicle
every time i see a band announce a european tour now i'm like they're not coming back are they
February 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
every time i see a band announce a european tour now i'm like they're not coming back are they
i worked at Meijer when people still regularly wrote checks. here's the list of misspellings in "pay to the order of" in the order of how much they bothered me. meyer, mayer, meijer's, meyer's, mayer's, meijers, fred meyers, john mayer
February 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i worked at Meijer when people still regularly wrote checks. here's the list of misspellings in "pay to the order of" in the order of how much they bothered me. meyer, mayer, meijer's, meyer's, mayer's, meijers, fred meyers, john mayer
frankley would be a cool name
January 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
frankley would be a cool name
never understood how people get excited for leaked tracklists, like i don't like the band because of their song titles
January 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
never understood how people get excited for leaked tracklists, like i don't like the band because of their song titles
giraffes have enough going on, do they really need those little horns?
January 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
giraffes have enough going on, do they really need those little horns?
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Why does Lorelai, the largest Gilmore, not simply eat the other girls?
January 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Why does Lorelai, the largest Gilmore, not simply eat the other girls?
fish around and find trout
January 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
fish around and find trout
The Substance, with Demi Moore, is some of the best body horror of the last decade, don't sleep on this movie! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNlr...
THE SUBSTANCE | Official Trailer | In Theaters & On MUBI Now
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January 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Substance, with Demi Moore, is some of the best body horror of the last decade, don't sleep on this movie! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNlr...
zorasworld.bandcamp.com/album/bellad... BELLAdonna by ZORA fully released if you like glitchy queer hyper pop
BELLAdonna, by ZORA
16 track album
zorasworld.bandcamp.com
January 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
zorasworld.bandcamp.com/album/bellad... BELLAdonna by ZORA fully released if you like glitchy queer hyper pop