Heavy Lobster
@steelcrustacean.bsky.social
The reigning monarch of the crustaceans, ruler of the shelled ones, and dominator of all things crabby.
"This time we will succeed! Heavy Lobster, away!"
TRANSGENDER FEMALE!!!!!
BECAUSE NOBODY EVER REMEMBERS
"This time we will succeed! Heavy Lobster, away!"
TRANSGENDER FEMALE!!!!!
BECAUSE NOBODY EVER REMEMBERS
girl, growing it out ain't the problem (but taking care of it is lol I did NOT do that), my hair just ain't built that way
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
girl, growing it out ain't the problem (but taking care of it is lol I did NOT do that), my hair just ain't built that way
me buying my fifteenth living Jockington homunculus from Tony's Merchandise Emporium of Questionable Legality:
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
me buying my fifteenth living Jockington homunculus from Tony's Merchandise Emporium of Questionable Legality:
WUOOOOOHH HOH HO!!!
SEEMS I'VE TAKEN A TUMBLE!!!
SEEMS I'VE TAKEN A TUMBLE!!!
September 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
WUOOOOOHH HOH HO!!!
SEEMS I'VE TAKEN A TUMBLE!!!
SEEMS I'VE TAKEN A TUMBLE!!!
Silksong spoilers
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Silksong spoilers
with pleasure!
September 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
with pleasure!
when I'm in a "telling a compelling story over giving the player a good time" competition and my opponent is Sinner's Road (to be fair, it DOES live up to the name):
September 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
when I'm in a "telling a compelling story over giving the player a good time" competition and my opponent is Sinner's Road (to be fair, it DOES live up to the name):
I wouldn't really call it "one of the greatest things ever", but that's just me
September 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I wouldn't really call it "one of the greatest things ever", but that's just me
didn't eat all day so I fucked UP a pepper
September 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
didn't eat all day so I fucked UP a pepper
personally I abide by this particular image provided to me by the Internet randomly
September 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
personally I abide by this particular image provided to me by the Internet randomly
something to take the edge off
September 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
something to take the edge off
WHAT did you just say?
September 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
WHAT did you just say?
"god nothing's fun anymore"
calling people you despise online "cunts", refusing to engage in their pointless and hateful discussions, and repeatedly condescending to them without a care for their feelings:
calling people you despise online "cunts", refusing to engage in their pointless and hateful discussions, and repeatedly condescending to them without a care for their feelings:
September 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
"god nothing's fun anymore"
calling people you despise online "cunts", refusing to engage in their pointless and hateful discussions, and repeatedly condescending to them without a care for their feelings:
calling people you despise online "cunts", refusing to engage in their pointless and hateful discussions, and repeatedly condescending to them without a care for their feelings:
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
September 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
been watching Adventure Time with my sister lately for the first time in years
September 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
been watching Adventure Time with my sister lately for the first time in years
like y'all see it right
![SpamBob SquareNEO hitting the [three easy payments of $5.99] pose](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64tibgi5ykmp7v64kaz5pgxu/bafkreibn47jlxvsuvpuzg5uuftxjozxfdh2hj4x4unknprjxof7ka4t5aq@jpeg)
September 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
like y'all see it right
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[FRY COOK]]
September 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[FRY COOK]]
this is just the WW Great Fairies, mighty sentinels of gender
September 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
this is just the WW Great Fairies, mighty sentinels of gender
assuming that you have posted this because you are eating a sandwich that looks exactly like this (screenshot because idk if it looks different from your end)
August 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
assuming that you have posted this because you are eating a sandwich that looks exactly like this (screenshot because idk if it looks different from your end)
ohhhh his expression here is so good
August 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
ohhhh his expression here is so good
YOU can PLAY as CAPPY??????????????????!!?!??????? Mr Sakurai you have blessed us yet again
also, This ↓ will have dramatic effects on the Trout Population
also, This ↓ will have dramatic effects on the Trout Population
August 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
YOU can PLAY as CAPPY??????????????????!!?!??????? Mr Sakurai you have blessed us yet again
also, This ↓ will have dramatic effects on the Trout Population
also, This ↓ will have dramatic effects on the Trout Population
me when someone asks if the Eel can come out to play
August 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
me when someone asks if the Eel can come out to play
me when I'm watching the Sonic '06 Snapcube fan dub and Sonic says his classic line
August 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
me when I'm watching the Sonic '06 Snapcube fan dub and Sonic says his classic line