lol ok its bc i moved across the county (or like? 2/3 of the way across the country?) and shit has been STRESSFUL but no need to fear the urge to hornypost will return soon im sure🤠

ive used it before on my bikini line and i’ve never reacted like this before😭 and i didnt even leave it on for that long AND my armpits are still hairy (which admittedly usually they are hairy. but i wanted to spice things up ok)

no literally he scares me every time😭😭

literally all i could think about when i saw this pic GJSJFJDJDKD

ok the more i type the more thoughts i have even tho my skiing/snowboarding knowledge is v rusty but like. steve who could have gone professional before he had a major crash and got a head injury :( eddie who takes whatever gigs he can no matter the pay just so he can snowboard :( i care them :(

also of course this means that eddie would teach snowboarding and steve would be prissy enough to look down on snowboarding and think skiing was the superior sport but maybe they both teach at a fancy little ski/snowboard school and steve sees how good eddie is w kids and is like ok nvm i love him🥰

like hellooooo he’d be so good with teaching little kids at ski school it would be so cute☹️

face card never declines‼️‼️

omg is this meant to be yours… or dead girl walking reprise… my heathers knowledge is admittedly a little rusty LOL