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stebedonnet.bsky.social
AJ 🍊
@stebedonnet.bsky.social
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just an enby who loves gay pirates, gay vampires, queer angels, and supporting my homies 🩵🏴‍☠️💜

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Galison does not PLAY, godDAMN
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
LETS GOOOOOOOO, WE DID IT LADS
A completed puzzle of a small seaside town in autumn. There is a lighthouse in the distance overlooking a boardwalk that is essentially Main Street with several generically named storefronts. A fishing boat moves out of the harbor past a person canoeing, followed by a parent a smaller boat with their child and dog beside them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
qrt with an ofmd photo that changed your life

(it still does)

(how is he so fucking beautiful)

(bro let Stede see this Ed just once during a raid for the love of god, the post battle sex would go SO crazy???)
a still of Edward Teach from season 2 of our flag means death. Ed holds up a wedding topper strongly resembling Stede to his line of sight and masks a look of disinterest, but Ed’s eyes betray him.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
HE IS EVERYTHING TO US
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
besides the fact that my hair was not cooperating, I look pretty damn okay for both finding the suit and having said suit altered only four days before the wedding and finding the bland but only comfortable undershirt the day before, AYOOOOO 🤙🏻🤙🏻
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
damn this escape room shit is lowkey kinky, someone shoulda warned me 🫦🫦🫦
A picture of my shoes resting on checker board tile flooring. Several pairs of handcuffs attached to the floor are laying directly in front of said shoes.
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
she slappeth
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
oh goddammit CMON!!!! SO FUCKIN LUCKY IM NOT LIVING IN MY OWN APARTMENT RIGHT NOW, GODDAMMIT!!!!
A nautical themed porthole mirror with art of a lighthouse and a tiny home on the side.
October 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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my 2 sweet kitties are always sleeping in the sweetest/oddest ways 🥹🩵 (sorry you’re having a bad day pal, hope it gets exponentially better!!!)
October 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
pulled out the sweater vest+white button up combo for the first truly crisp fall day in my opinion and I am feelin it folks, excellent vibes
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
just wanna show yall how much f*cebook m*rketplace gets me (aka stalks my activities across multiple platforms despite my explicit wish for it not to do so)
October 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
LONG MAY I ROAM BABYYYYYYY
October 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
NEVER FORGET
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
fuckin frothing at the mouth that this was included in the Wednesday season 2 soundtrack during a scene with Isaac and Eugene as if this is not THE MOST TYLER/WEDNESDAY FUCKIN SONG IN THE WORLD, CMONNNN
A screencap of “Miss You” by The Rapture playing on Spotify. A screencap of lyrics to “Miss You” by The Rapture: “Always thought I could kill you But oh I can't kill you Always thought I could forget you But I can't forget you When will a ray of light Lift my own self-hatred I've got to let go of this feeling Poison I have for you Why can't you let me go What did I ever do to you Why can't you let me know What did l ever do to you Broken dreams and broken faces”
September 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
what can I say, guess I just have a thing for hot lunatics in red suits 🤷🏻
Isaac Night (aka Slurp) wearing a red and black suit jacket and mask with a matching red blouse and cravat. Two New England Corpse Moths (a fictitious species made for the show) flit around his head like old friends. Isaac Night wearing the same iconic black and red ensemble, his head cocked slightly to the side and a slight smile forming on his face as he looks down at an out of frame Pugsley. Stede Bonnet wearing his cursed red suit covered in gold adornments of various designs and shapes. He cuntily rests his hands on his hips and looks at an out of frame Izzy with pure attitude. Stede Bonnet wearing the same iconic cursed suit as he admires his reflection in the mirror, his hip slightly popped out to the side as he grips the lapels of his jacket.
September 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
i didn’t… i didn’t download all the fics i wanted fast enough
Four pictures of a small child laying in the same position on the ground from four different angles. The child looks up at the ceiling despondently in all of them.
September 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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rip Edward Teach you would’ve loved Snyder’s Butter Snaps Flavored Pretzels so fucking much 🥲🥲
A picture of a bag of Snyder’s Butter Snaps Flavored Pretzels laying open on my bed.
September 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
my eyes were looking exceptionally green and my hair exceptionally unruly today, how about that
A picture of me soft smiling at the camera while trying to hide my black shirt covered in cat hair.
September 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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OH SHIT OH FUCK THEY GOT MY ASS
Your Result: domestic fluff don't listen to them, you aren't boring!! two old men (they're thirty-five) doing laundry and taxes together is peak romance, actually More Quizzes
September 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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A photoshopped still of Rhys Darby dressed as Stede Bonnet in costume. He wears a black turtleneck and his curls are slightly slicked back. He’s holding a book in one hand, and his other hand has been covered by a very obviously photoshopped larger hand holding out a blunt as an offer to join their rotation.
September 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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please enjoy this short clip of my cat throwing a fit because I’m simply too good at playing keep away 🤙🏻
September 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
y’all already know how I am spending today (burnt to a sizzle) 🩵
A picture of the beach in the late afternoon. Rows of waves crash gently on the surface, making the sea look especially viridescent in comparison to the baby blue sky dusted with clouds.
September 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
one day bluesky will catch up to what the people want but until then, I will make my own damn balloons 😤😤😤
September 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
(YES IT IS THEM)
The two sweet old fisherman from season 1 episode 1 of our flag means death waving after Stede and his crew as they sail away with their plundered treasure (a half dead plant).
September 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
stebedonnet.bsky.social
so my moms spouse kindly recommended an interesting book for me to read, but immediately the summary just made me think of a modern gentlebeard au in which ghost hunter Stede and his newly hired crew of amateur paranormal investigators sail the seas searching for lost souls and ghost ships 👀👀👀
She's a ghost hunter. He died in battle more than too centuries ago. Silas Murphy is thrilled when a beautiful young woman visits the Yorktown battlefield searching for spirits. He's more than happy to oblige, fading into view before her eyes. To his delight, she shows no trace of fear. Kendrick Banner has been obsessed with ghosts since the tragic death of her twin brother, Kurt. She yearns for proof of life after death, needing to believe Kurt isn't really gone and that she might see him again. Silas and Kendrick remain on the battlefield talking for hours about life and death and everything in between. They share the instant connection of true soulmates. Soon, the two become inseparable as Kendrick visits him almost daily. But they can only be inseparable for so long...
September 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM