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First day of my 30's today
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Last day of my 20's today
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.
June 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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im so sorry but we're a competitive splatoon team not an actual youtube to mp4 conversion service
May 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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March 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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making accidents on purpose
March 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sitting at work wondering for a split second why I'm not wearing a seatbelt. I'm tweaking
March 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Good evening. Today we will be putting coins in the slop machine.
March 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
happy friday
February 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Miss my wife
February 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
You ever just do a little dance while you wait for the microwave?
January 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Eminem Vs IBS
January 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Walk into my bathroom and my washer is halfway out the door trying to breach containment
January 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Rawdawging this flue. no medicine, no food, no water, no sleep, just shriveling up and dying
December 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM
The nothing ever happens Bros are cheering today
December 3, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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oh my god fuck OFF
November 17, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Go grab half-life 2 its free. they also bundle both the episodes with it now.
November 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
source game ladder tip that people seem to have missed for the past 20 years
November 15, 2024 at 10:36 PM
The hamburger is God's greatest gift to man
November 5, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Do you fw me? 🥺
November 4, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Kinda cursed having your birthday be on halloween. its not so much a cool spooky birthday as its just your birthday, and then you dont really get to enjoy the halloween part
November 1, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I turn 90 next week, time sure flies
October 26, 2024 at 5:26 PM
A lobotomy and head would go sane rn
October 25, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Browsing random places on Google maps with street view be like: Oh. That's a giant pile of asbestos roofing tiles, just sitting there, ripe for the taking
October 24, 2024 at 7:29 AM
October 19, 2024 at 1:43 PM