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SteamBoat Wendigo
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Im going to talk about movies and you cant stop me.
Just got the last Stranger Things episode spoiled to me by a fucking push notification from the NEWS.
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
My Kink Is Karma is the musical equivalent of Last Night In Soho. No I won't explain.
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I appreciate the formatting of this list.

Its like receiving terrible news in a good way.

Like a dentist telling you that your entire mouth has to be removed but youll get ice cream.
December 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My wife just said "I get the gist of Twin Peaks."

No you dont. No one does.
December 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
On this planet, one bathroom minute is equal to twelve movie minutes.
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Seth Macfarlans dad asks the viewers if anyone wants to buy some pot from him in one of the Christmas Family Guy specials

Is that offer still on the table?
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Now You 3 Me: Now You Dont

The dialouge here feels like it was written by me. A talentless hack who doesn't have a single second in scriptwritting experience.

Who are these movies for? Maybe a large amount of people shoving popcorn into their mouths clapping loudly.
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Its been quiet. Whats that bastard Musk up to?
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Stranger Things started while Obama was president. Go ahead. Look it up. #StrangerThings
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Another outstanding review by horror master, Stephen King.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Recreate Goodfellas with Chicago drill rappers beat for beat.

The coke, the paranoia, the hits, the funny little nicknames, the psychopaths, etc. Its all there. The entire story can be recreated.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
In Last Night In SoHo they show the room Ellie sleeps in flashes red, blue, and white all night and it adds so much visually to the movie its insane.

But sometimes there are green flashes in the flashback

In this thread ill explain why Edgar Wright is a colorblind hack and doesn't understand...
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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the last four things I watched were a 2 hour video of a train going around, a rat that was in a bush, and you, from the window of your apartment . and spider man
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 😃
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Running Man is great IF you go into it with the mindset of "im here to see a cheesy 80s action movie thats modernized." If you watch this expecting great writing or no schlockyness, you're going to think its stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance
January 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Youtube without an adblocker is unusable. Im not trying to buy a car or switch insurance. Im trying to find out if KingVon was a serial killer or not.
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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You know what I feel needs more love?
Dr. Sleep (2019)

Ewan McGregor is such a fun presence, and Rebecca Ferguson as Rose the Hat has got to be a horror movie all time villain.

#nowwatching #horrorsky
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Nathan Fielder should tackle the Epstein issue. Just have Trump walk into a full scale fake Oval Office and ask the questions.
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It feel like Nathan Fielder started Nathan For You as a comedy show but then realized that he didnt actually want to do that. The last season of NFY seems like just a precursor to The Rehersal. Much more serious in tone.
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Im Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch he had a cool mustache.
Happy birthday to Tom Atkins!

The genre legend appears in 2 films on Screambox:

👮 Maniac Cop
🎂 Just Desserts: The Making of Creepshow
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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The Funhouse Massacre debuted on this day in 2015!

Robert Englund stars in the horror-comedy slasher on Screambox.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Underwater from 2020 was supposed to be a secret Cloverfield movie but because TJ Miller is in it, JJ Abrams backed out or decided it was NOT a Cloverfield movie. Paradox wasnt supposed to be a Cloverfield movie but it ended up being one. Same with Cloverfield Lane.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This is one of the most underrated shows of all time. If Review came out in 2025 it would have done great. I feel like the humor just wasnt there yet. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
RIP Divine, you would have loved Pink Pony Club.

(Im sure im 20 years late to saying this.)
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM