* this could be a crazy entrance.
* leaves a good first impression!

Your dad‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ♥️ Your dad is
sounds GNC‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ an idiot
AF

W-What?! Madam, that’s rude to say!!
You haven’t even met him…

It’s like my dad always said,
“If you’re always worrying about how everyone’s tail is doing, then you won’t realize your own tail is dipped in a pool of piranhas until it’s too late.”

Oh! Really?

Then like… worry about that tail!! Why does my tail matter to you?
Ough… that sounded kind of rude, I didn’t meant it that way but still—!!

／／　i am glad to hear that…
／／　he’s not used to people showing Mild Concern over him. it was literally just his mom and his sister but his mama dead (rip bozo ✌️🕊️🕊️🕊️ /j) and his sister is off in college

I appreciate your concerns, madam but I am .
(Oh, god, I’m absolutely atrocious at lying.)

UM??? IT’S MY TAIL!! NOT YOURS!!
Wait, you don’t even have a tail, do you?
I just keep embarrassing myself… woe is me…

GAH!!!
What in the heavens?!
I sincerely apologize, madam! I wasn’t expecting—
Um, agh, whatever!! I’m sure it’s nothing!!
I think… it’s getting worse though.

( He doesn’t want to turn around to check, doesn’t have to either. He can feel it. )

My tail keeps twitching…
I don’t know what’s up with that.