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Cloud Security Engineer in 🇬🇧
Was put forward for a management/leadership training. Walked out once the program lead started saying Elon Musk was brilliant leader with exceptional attributes

Still riding that high. Fuck these people.
March 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Loving all the fascists out themselves on LinkedIn with “centrist” takes. Makes it so easy to unfollow and block.
January 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mark Zuckerberg is the best example on how AI will never be widely adopted. He is arguably the world’s most advanced robot/android and yet loads of people dislike him.
January 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Some people are really disrespectful. I just wanna be mad at someone and they have the audacity to be kinda right. 2025 is ruined.
January 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Setting the tone for Christmas dinner
December 21, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Me: we should observe, and not interfere, with our children developing their own interests and likes.
Also me: Ok my love, so the lyrics to this song go “Solidarity forever for the union make us strong”
December 8, 2024 at 10:54 AM
My workplace is really lucky that PoE2 early access is only out at 7PM
December 6, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Wildest collab of the year has to be the ICOs TikTok account posting about Spotify wrapped. I get it, but also wat
December 5, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Parents really do be like “I want to raise my child to have critical thinking but they better fucking respect my authority” 🤦‍♀️
July 9, 2023 at 9:46 AM
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CS 350 (Operating Systems) be like
July 7, 2023 at 7:54 PM
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Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
What if this is the beginning of a trilogy? What if it starts with “billionaires underwater”, then “billionaires in space” and ends with “billionaires getting eaten”?

Just a thought
June 21, 2023 at 5:54 PM
List of things I learned recently that never ever crossed my mind:

1. There are people who think Meg White isn’t a brilliant drummer
2. There are people who don’t think libraries are needed in society.

I have no words
June 16, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Don’t know how long this has been up but it has me in 😂😂😂
June 13, 2023 at 10:47 AM
People that do FinOps by looking at highest cost in a spreadsheet are doing FinOps the way our forefathers cleaned up disk space. Works well till you delete c:/windows
June 12, 2023 at 8:38 PM
“Would this offend a bigot?” Me before any tote bag purchase
June 9, 2023 at 8:07 PM
So Apple really said to wear your red flag on your face, huh
June 5, 2023 at 7:51 PM
I have a constant burnout meter, I keep myself in check and scale work back if it’s getting too much.

What I fail to recognise is that it’s not just work adding up to it. It’s home, it’s friends, it’s family and it’s work interactions.

And now I’m just gonna go touch some grass
June 5, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Can’t lie, I’m struggling a lot lately but I did start the month by fixing a bug and saying “It’s pride, we’re not having this!” and that kinda makes me smile
June 3, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Someone explain to me why _Average white man_ is seriously not recognised in the DSM 5
June 2, 2023 at 5:32 AM
I swear I’m gonna normalise not opening Slack until 11AM. Every day it’s always “Hi, hope you’re well! Here’s a 🔥, chat later 👋 “
June 1, 2023 at 8:17 AM
Real life needs a console + motherlode option.
May 30, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Was at a conference this week organised by a vendor in the tech security space. The overall vibe of attendees was “How can I explain to execs the importance of spending money in security products before our first big incident?”

And this is reason #378 why I’m not bothered by ChatGPT in engineering
May 28, 2023 at 8:29 PM
It’s wild how the same experience can have so many different outcomes. The last time I spent large periods of time having real conversations with real people, I ended up moving countries.
just spent the day walking around outside with real people having real conversations, and i can’t help but wonder how much better people would feel if they just got off the internet more
May 27, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Dear much younger me: someday people will say that you don’t look your nationality and it won’t feel confrontational, you will feel seen. It gets better
May 24, 2023 at 8:09 PM