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Masterfully deadpan straight-man, clueless illiterate, whatever.
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Is this some sort of subtle fourth-wall-leaning joke/commentary about WY, or is it just that nobody gives a damn about getting the little things right? They need to CC their own captions, ffs.
A still from episode 1 of Alien Earth showing a very brightly lit, glowing yellow control room with very bright, light green glowing caption describing the setting overlaying it. Legibility is laughably and obviously bad.
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I always figured this was a clue, but I've never bothered to look into it.
The movie poster from Linklater's Slacker, featuring the Butthole Surfer's Teresa Taylor.
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Thanksgiving bunker is prepped.
A two ounce packet of Buddig turkey lunch meat. An eight-pack of Bimbo brand hot dog buns. A 120ml bottle of Robitussin DM cough syrup. A copy of Dostoevsky's Notes From Underground.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Will Stancil getting dunked on:
A still from the movie Cool Hand Luke, in which Dragline has his left arm wrapped around the neck of an obviously overpowered and exhausted Luke.
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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gemini generative ai image of a jar of preserves with a label reading "100% pure culture: now with more recursion," with a "result ready" comment reading "Here's that jar of recursive culture jam for you!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Letting an elephant with paranoiarrhea into a tent turns it into a circus tent, and all three rings will wind up flooded with shit.

This was just four months ago... because, of course, Democrats had NOAA kill Texans using weather-control technology.
A Rep Marjorie Taylor Green X post/tweet dated July 5 2025 that states: "I am introducing a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity. It will be a felony offense. I have been researching weather modification and working with the legislative counsel for months writing this bill. It will be similar to Florida's Senate Bill 56. We must end the dangerous and deadly practice of weather modification and geoengineering."
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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James Burke, '70s stlye
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Curtis Sliwa raises fist in triumph.
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Tangential observation, but Gemini is damn close to Logan 5-ing itself.
Google AI Overview for a search for "there are no cats in logans run" says "...there are several cats in the movie Logan's Run" but the results for a follow-up search for "cats in logans run" says "There are no cats in the movie Logan's Run"
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Not really thinkin' about how much he uses Air Force One, is he?
DJT Truth Social post reads "All Air Traffic Controllers must get back to work, NOW!!! Anyone who doesn’t will be substantially 'docked.' For those Air Traffic Controllers wh were GREAT PATRIOTS, and didn’t take ANY TIME OFF for the 'Democrat Shutdown Hoax,' I will be recommending a BONUS of $10,000 per person for distinguished service to our Country. For those who did nothing but complain, and took time off, even though everyone knew they would be paid, IN FULL, shortly into the future, I am not happy with you. You didn't step up to help the USA against the fake democrat attack that was only meant to hurt our country. You will have a negative mark, at least in my mind, against your record. If you want to leave service in the near future, please do not hesitate to do so, with NO payment or severance of any kind! You will be quickly replaced by true Patriots, who will do a better job on the Brand New State of the Art Equipment, the best in the World, that we are in the process of ordering. The last administration wasted billions of dollars trying to fix antiquated junk. They had no idea what they were doing! Again, to our great American patriots, god bless you - I won't be able to send your money fast enough! To all others, to all others, report to work immediately. God bless America! President Donald J. Trump"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Mr. Kyle seemed happy enough with the job. That's a happy smile, right?
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Battle Pope enjoys a cigar while firing guns. (Plentiful shell casings rain down on Jesus, who is standing behind BP. JHC finds it a bit too noisy for his taste.) One is left to assume that just out of frame, Vance has been thoroughly excommunicated.
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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OK, it was cheap fast and shoddy GIMPing, but I evolved myself into the physiognomy of the ideal human superbeing as per the above specs. Please pay tribute to me, your new overlord.
September 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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No reason.
September 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Henry made sure that he never left others living with this sort of uncertainty. (Recaptioned "Henry never knew what hit him" Far Side comic, with aliens landing a spaceship, one getting out and punching a man, and then returning to the ship and leaving with no explanation.) I'll take any reward wor what-have-ya, but honestly I was aimin' at that ass Henry. Punched me fer no reason the last dang time, I swears to God (Recaptioned Far Side comic in which a country feller' with a shotgun stands next to a dead Kaiju he killed, telling the press that someone simply needed to shoot the varmint.)
September 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Johnny Mnemonic cityscape.
August 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Creepy Clown waving.
August 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I know. Apophenia, various and sundry cognitive biases, &ct. &ct. But still, those last two paragraphs are amusing to re-frame and mull over.
Melania Trump's letter to Putin. Last two paragraphs read In protecting the innocence of these children, you will do more than serve Russia alone -- you serve humanity itself. Such a bold idea transcends all human division, and you, Mr. Putin, are fit to implement this vision with a stroke of the pen today. It is time.
August 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Consultant: "Luke lost that fight."
August 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Everything Everywhere AI at Once
August 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Democratic Stephen Miller and Republican Stephen Miller discussing the paradox of tolerance.
The characters Bele and Lokai fight in a scene from Start Trek ToS's episode "The Last Battlefield"
August 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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This is the expression of a guy trying to decide if saying "she was over 18" would help him or hurt him in the eyes of the people whose opinions he values.
Ryan Walters standing in front of press microphones.
August 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Just ignore it I have issues.
July 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Cow tools. Just cow. No tools.
July 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Landscape.
Larson Cow Tools panel. No cow. No tools. No table. No barn.
July 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM