I just want to scream and fling every red hat wearer into the sun.

I hope every Tesla in the world bursts into flame overnight. And starlink satellite. And that X gets another cyber attack. And that Karoline Leavitt’s baby lip filler does as well.

Yessssss.

Did you know there is a Spacex and Starlink set of warehouses in Redmond, WA? Just saying in case you didn’t. But a drivable billboard with “Deport Elon to Mars” would be a crazy thing to see there wouldn’t it.

We could have had a competent president, lower drug prices, home buyer assistance, a Cabinet filled with qualified adults and not sociopaths, global respect, and national sovereignty...

“Why aren’t the democrats doing anything?”

It’s almost like they have been fascistic enablers this whole time like leftists have been saying this whole time

Listening to @sharilfranke.bsky.social ‘s book and it’s a crazy ride. Girl, you are not alone and such a fighter 💪

Can’t take him anywhere. #husband

When we adopted Alfie we were told he was not a lap cat - and I think he took that personally.

I keep thinking about how when GTA 6 comes out, our household will need another Xbox setup and am contemplating adding that to my wedding vows.

I think my fiancé has figured out I liked Wicked more than I said I did since I keep humming it…and I may have played the entire broadway soundtrack last night to fall asleep to.

This is angry loud man, he also goes by Alfred Hitchcock, and also goes by Alfie. He is the reason we have no money or plants.

A reprise of Twitter in 2011: I don’t know what I’m doing here but I will probably not do it well either.