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chatgpt how do i exhale after inhale
February 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
im not even crying everywhere all over my Vice Nights Jimmy Butler Swingman Jersey… Im Wigging It.
February 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Luke of Don Shish
February 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
im in sf walking round the park and Steph Curry jumped me sayin “Broke asses should never touch grasses”
November 19, 2024 at 9:37 PM
as president i will ensure all cyber trucks meet the same fate
Ouch. Now THAT’S a real mess.
November 19, 2024 at 9:32 PM
hot take pee should go in urinal or toilet. Cancel me idc
it’s infinitely weirder to care about where someone pees compared to someone simply using the bathroom
November 19, 2024 at 9:23 PM
tobias harris caused trump to win by devaluing the last name
November 19, 2024 at 9:21 PM
ww2 ended when Movie Guy scribbled ‘Bitler’ in the town square
Now that I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies, I'm sure I'll be called an #Ex-X, but personally, I'll always consider myself a #TwitterQuitter.
November 19, 2024 at 9:06 PM
yes mister airbnb i will pay you $700 to wash your toes and rebuild your attic
November 19, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Just put a camera in my urinal and live streamin it “Gockathon”
November 19, 2024 at 8:56 PM
latino will work one million hour and vote for guy who work one hour Hashtag society..
November 8, 2024 at 12:37 AM
November 3, 2023 at 2:05 AM