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@stattosaurus.bsky.social
#1 silent salt fangirl
12 am on a SCHOOL NIGHT im so fucked
January 20, 2026 at 4:54 AM
this is not sigma dude
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 AM
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i return
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
NO, FUCKING. COLA.
There is STILL no fucking cola in my fridge. I’m gonna kms
my refrigerator ran out of cola
October 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
October 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
im gonna pet my cat because he makes me sick and i dont wanna go to school
September 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
we would all ragebait mads to the point he pins us to a pillow and cuddles us aggressively, right
(safe space btw)
September 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
September 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i could really go for some mike&ike’s
September 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
There is STILL no fucking cola in my fridge. I’m gonna kms
my refrigerator ran out of cola
August 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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me and @stattosaurus.bsky.social were on a discord vc to discuss what we should add to some canvas (specifically SMART notebook, the software every teacher uses)

this is how it turned out
August 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@monstertino2.bsky.social EXPOSED for faking his death
media.discordapp.net
August 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
should i make an intro post i really dont feel like it
August 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my refrigerator ran out of cola
August 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
im so fucking bored
August 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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why is everything becoming monochrome? 90% of furniture i see nowadays is just white and black
August 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i love my cat s
August 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM