statto99
statto99.bsky.social
statto99
@statto99.bsky.social
Interested in music, historical boardgaming, scifi/fantasy, current affairs and sport, especially football and the NFL. Have written for WSC, Fantasy Football Scout, Teamtalk and Londonist. Have been bitten by a tiger.
And yet still they tell me that Something Doesn't Look Right. Given that any ticket I do see is gone by the time I even try to click on it I can only assume there's lots of people trying to stick to their rules just like me who just happen to be a lot luckier as they can only try every 10 minutes.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I was in a Lidl in Tenerife when they played the uncensored version of "Forget You" by CeeLo Green. Nobody else seemed to notice.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Tempted, but not so far. Some good fixtures for my XI and those with bad ones can be acceptably hidden.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Farke is a brave and principled man who has given great service and an unforgettable promotion to our club. But it's hard to see how he lifts us further from here. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So it's just watch us be inferior and mistake-ridden for the next 9 months and hope we get lucky and nick it on the last day if we're not out of sight long before then? How is that different from what Jesse Marsch delivered? And we haven't "had enough" to avoid 5 defeats in our last 6. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
But we keep not being terrible. And we keep losing. And in games where we would expect to get at least a point. But it's never unlucky draws. It's defeat after defeat after defeat. The other team can always hold us off and we can never peg them back. And no sign of the tide turning.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Sadly, I no longer think we can wait for Farke to preside over 4 or 5 more really unlucky defeats. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So... how many defeats do we let Farke have? #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We've had quite a long look at him now. What would he say Perri's main strength is, why he's in the team ahead of Darlow and Meslier? #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If it was mine it would have Dan James in it. 🙂 #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
At this rate Dan James will be asking for a loan move in January to get first team football. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
One of my favourite newspaper misprints from bygone years was, "Who shall say howqztn wodrmf?"

Who indeed, but on reflection this could just have been the infinite monkeys beginning to hit their stride.
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
In 2011 Bowthorpe had a population of 11,683.

And Martin Tyler used to live there.
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Bowthorpe - Wikipedia
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November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cymru am byth!!
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There's some truth in this, but this also a lot of truth in saying that for 75 mins today at the team second bottom of the league we looked timid, fragile and low on quality and for the last 15 we created only half chances while conceding a penalty after a puzzling substitution.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The only thing to do now is wait on whether Farke keeps his job. The players don't look like they're playing for him or have much idea what to do. It's very sad,but I think that's it for him. Goodness knows who we get instead.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This has been so poor I think Farke may have 30 mins to save his job. Timid, disorganised, disjointed and lacking quality.
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
We pass the ball around for 2 minutes at the back then eventually try to make a pass forward out of embarrassment only to lose it within 2 touches which leads to a dangerous counter-attack. I think 'fairly solid' is generous.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM