David JS DH
@statto95.bsky.social
Company Owner
Ambulance Technician
Cricket Umpire & Scorer
Dad of 1, Wife of Katie
Known as a Grumpy Sod by some!
Ambulance Technician
Cricket Umpire & Scorer
Dad of 1, Wife of Katie
Known as a Grumpy Sod by some!
Even as an Englishmam I've no idea how we have 5 players in the team... Root & Brook maybe - the rest, I'm not so sure!
January 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Even as an Englishmam I've no idea how we have 5 players in the team... Root & Brook maybe - the rest, I'm not so sure!
You're busy tonight keeping across this and the England/Governor's game! Hope you have a strong coffee in place!
January 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You're busy tonight keeping across this and the England/Governor's game! Hope you have a strong coffee in place!
Really pleased to see CricketAustralia streaming this game through their website and having it accessible in the UK.
And looks like a decent number of cameras etc as well
And looks like a decent number of cameras etc as well
January 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Really pleased to see CricketAustralia streaming this game through their website and having it accessible in the UK.
And looks like a decent number of cameras etc as well
And looks like a decent number of cameras etc as well
I almost feel like Smiths only chance to come back in will be an injury to Pope or Bethell.
England don't drop players (other than Anderson). Pope will stay lower order and keep until Bethell or Root are out and he goes back up the order.
England don't drop players (other than Anderson). Pope will stay lower order and keep until Bethell or Root are out and he goes back up the order.
December 7, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I almost feel like Smiths only chance to come back in will be an injury to Pope or Bethell.
England don't drop players (other than Anderson). Pope will stay lower order and keep until Bethell or Root are out and he goes back up the order.
England don't drop players (other than Anderson). Pope will stay lower order and keep until Bethell or Root are out and he goes back up the order.
Surely you've missed the chance to change the lyrics
Ever since he was a young boy,
He bowled a red ball
From Darwin down to Melbourne
He must have played them all.
But we ain't seen nothing like him
In any test arena
That mad moustached bowler
Sure bowls a mean pink ball
Ever since he was a young boy,
He bowled a red ball
From Darwin down to Melbourne
He must have played them all.
But we ain't seen nothing like him
In any test arena
That mad moustached bowler
Sure bowls a mean pink ball
December 7, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Surely you've missed the chance to change the lyrics
Ever since he was a young boy,
He bowled a red ball
From Darwin down to Melbourne
He must have played them all.
But we ain't seen nothing like him
In any test arena
That mad moustached bowler
Sure bowls a mean pink ball
Ever since he was a young boy,
He bowled a red ball
From Darwin down to Melbourne
He must have played them all.
But we ain't seen nothing like him
In any test arena
That mad moustached bowler
Sure bowls a mean pink ball
In typical England fashion.
Bethell to open (he basically is) and bring Robinson in?
Bethell to open (he basically is) and bring Robinson in?
December 7, 2024 at 10:08 AM
In typical England fashion.
Bethell to open (he basically is) and bring Robinson in?
Bethell to open (he basically is) and bring Robinson in?
I'm glad I'm working the late shift.
Another 1 hr on shift then drive home so I'll be following a bit longer.
Another 1 hr on shift then drive home so I'll be following a bit longer.
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I'm glad I'm working the late shift.
Another 1 hr on shift then drive home so I'll be following a bit longer.
Another 1 hr on shift then drive home so I'll be following a bit longer.
I mean - Crazy batting and erm, a straight ball on the stumps that just nipped back, but shouldn't have beaten him
December 5, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I mean - Crazy batting and erm, a straight ball on the stumps that just nipped back, but shouldn't have beaten him
He did try a straight bat. Down the wrong line, but it was straight 😂🤦
December 5, 2024 at 10:34 PM
He did try a straight bat. Down the wrong line, but it was straight 😂🤦
Erm.... That silence from Lord Gower says a lot....
December 5, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Erm.... That silence from Lord Gower says a lot....
Be honest, I lost confidence with them a while back... @wgrumblepants.bsky.social has a similar outlook I feel.
December 5, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Be honest, I lost confidence with them a while back... @wgrumblepants.bsky.social has a similar outlook I feel.
We are, unfortunately, assuming it's anything
a man standing next to a sign that says ring ding ding
ALT: a man standing next to a sign that says ring ding ding
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 10:30 PM
We are, unfortunately, assuming it's anything
Every Opposition bowling coach and opening bowler.... Alright they're convinced they'll get him out, but they're convince of it....
December 5, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Every Opposition bowling coach and opening bowler.... Alright they're convinced they'll get him out, but they're convince of it....
It's fair to say he believes he's seen better....
December 5, 2024 at 10:26 PM
It's fair to say he believes he's seen better....
Stokes and McCullum? At least in the press they are.
December 5, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Stokes and McCullum? At least in the press they are.
Could see New Zealand making in roads into the English order again here. Crawley looks like he wants to put every ball out of the ground, Bethell is too new for this pressure.
December 5, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Could see New Zealand making in roads into the English order again here. Crawley looks like he wants to put every ball out of the ground, Bethell is too new for this pressure.
Win toss and hat you say.... I have a feeling Mr Latham didn't want to listen today 😂
December 5, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Win toss and hat you say.... I have a feeling Mr Latham didn't want to listen today 😂
He pulled out before playing the first ball between his legs 👀
December 5, 2024 at 10:12 PM
He pulled out before playing the first ball between his legs 👀
I'm finding alot of those I follow due to my medical work are still _there_ and slow to love across, so I'm back there regularly. Guess like all these things they come in waves. Used to be Facebook, then Twitter, now here.
December 5, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I'm finding alot of those I follow due to my medical work are still _there_ and slow to love across, so I'm back there regularly. Guess like all these things they come in waves. Used to be Facebook, then Twitter, now here.
Flood lights can't, unfortunately, always be used due to certain grounds having reported licencing conditions with how many days flood lights can be on, especially in housing/built up areas.
December 3, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Flood lights can't, unfortunately, always be used due to certain grounds having reported licencing conditions with how many days flood lights can be on, especially in housing/built up areas.
Ah the joys of being on Latea Thursday and Friday & then nights Saturday 😂 the perfect excuse to sleep during the day
December 3, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Ah the joys of being on Latea Thursday and Friday & then nights Saturday 😂 the perfect excuse to sleep during the day
Yeah. Get back from work sometimes (Ambulance Crew) and just sit there for a bit contemplating the day and how it's gone before going into the house.
December 3, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Yeah. Get back from work sometimes (Ambulance Crew) and just sit there for a bit contemplating the day and how it's gone before going into the house.
Well judged leaves any day! Proper cricket that
December 2, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Well judged leaves any day! Proper cricket that
I'd love to see that, I'm sure that there is a club level ground somewhere with a ground like that. Maybe everyone's favourite ground guru @wgrumblepants.bsky.social knows
December 1, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I'd love to see that, I'm sure that there is a club level ground somewhere with a ground like that. Maybe everyone's favourite ground guru @wgrumblepants.bsky.social knows
Which way would you have the Oval?
Longest boundary straight or square?
Or even better would you play with the pitch at 45 degrees to the oval? 😂
Longest boundary straight or square?
Or even better would you play with the pitch at 45 degrees to the oval? 😂
December 1, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Which way would you have the Oval?
Longest boundary straight or square?
Or even better would you play with the pitch at 45 degrees to the oval? 😂
Longest boundary straight or square?
Or even better would you play with the pitch at 45 degrees to the oval? 😂