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- PUNT 3 plays, -6 yards, 1:01 - PUNT 6 plays, 2 yards, 3:12 - PUNT 3 plays, 1 yard, 1:45 - INT 4 plays, 11 yards, 1:26 - SF 3 plays, -10 yards, 0:22 - PUNT 5 plays, 12 yards, 1:47 - PUNT 3 plays, 0 yards, 1:00 - PUNT 3 plays, 5 yards, 0:27 - PUNT 3 plays, 5 yards, 0:26
October 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Is this good?
Score: Colorado 0, Utah 43 1st Quarter: Colorado 0, Utah 17 2nd Quarter: Colorado 0, Utah 26 Team Stats between COL | UTAH 1st Downs: COL 3, UTAH 16 | 3rd down efficiency: COL 2-10, UTAH 5-11 | 4th down efficiency: COL 0-0, UTAH 1-1 | Total Yards: COL -18, UTAH 398 | Passing: COL 23, UTAH 138 | Comp/Att: COL 5/16, UTAH 7/18 | Yards per pass: COL 1.4, UTAH 7.7 | Rushing: COL -41, UTAH 260 | Rushing Attempts: COL 17, UTAH 31 | Yards per rush: COL -2.4, UTAH 8.4 | Penalties: COL 1-0, UTAH 7-65 | Turnovers: COL 1, UTAH 0 | Fumbles lost: COL 0, UTAH 0 | Interceptions thrown: COL 1, UTAH 0 | Possession: COL 11:32, UTAH 18:28 |
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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And yet, Burger King in Quebec is still called Burger King
A Burger King in Victoriaville, Quebec (no idea why my Street View is in Japanese)
October 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I said this back in May and I'm repeating it now
In response to Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson detailing their book about Biden's mental acuity: "I feel like I say this once a week now: Who is CNN even for? They don't really appeal to moderates, they don't appeal to partisan liberals, they don't appeal to Bush era / The Lincoln Project adjacent republicans, they especially don't appeal to progressives. Like who is this for?"
October 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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AL Wild Card
Detroit Tigers 6
Cleveland Guardians 3
Final
DET wins series 2-1

Tigers go into Cleveland and put together an incredible 7th inning to take the series on the road.

ALDS: Detroit Tigers - Seattle Mariners
Score: Detroit 6, Cleveland 3. Win: Kyle Finnegan. Loss: Joey Cantillo. Scoring by inning: 1st: DET 0, CLE 0 2nd: DET 0, CLE 0 3rd: DET 1, CLE 0 4th: DET 0, CLE 1 5th: DET 0, CLE 0 6th: DET 1, CLE 0 7th: DET 4, CLE 0 8th: DET 0, CLE 2 9th: DET 0, CLE 0 Scoring plays: Inning 3, DET: Kerry Carpenter doubles (1) on a ground ball to second baseman Brayan Rocchio, deflected by first baseman C.J. Kayfus. Parker Meadows scores. Gleyber Torres to 3rd. (Score: 1 - 0) Inning 4, CLE: José Ramírez singles on a ground ball to right fielder Wenceel Pérez. George Valera scores. (Score: 1 - 1) Inning 6, DET: Dillon Dingler homers (1) on a fly ball to center field. (Score: 2 - 1) Inning 7, DET: Wenceel Pérez singles on a line drive to right fielder George Valera. Javier Báez scores. Parker Meadows scores. Kerry Carpenter to 3rd. (Score: 4 - 1) Inning 7, DET: Spencer Torkelson singles on a line drive to left fielder Steven Kwan. Kerry Carpenter scores. Wenceel Pérez to 3rd. (Score: 5 - 1) Inning 7, DET: Riley Greene singles on a line drive to right fielder George Valera. Wenceel Pérez scores. Spencer Torkelson to 2nd. (Score: 6 - 1) Inning 8, CLE: Tigers challenged (tag play), call on the field was overturned: José Ramírez reaches on a missed catch error by pitcher Will Vest, assist to first baseman Spencer Torkelson. Brayan Rocchio scores. Steven Kwan scores. José Ramírez out at 2nd, pitcher Will Vest to shortstop Javier Báez. (Score: 6 - 3)
October 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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WHO ASKED FOR THIS?!
As the Sharks celebrate 35 years of hockey, we're bringing fresh energy to the Tank with a brand-new goal song, setting an official tone for the Future of Teal. Created with music producer BVRNOUT, chosen with input from Sharks players and Sharks365 members, and designed to amp up the Tank with every goal. This one-of-a-kind track features built-in chants and beats to unite Sharks Territory in celebration. Vote for your favorite version in the Sharks + SAP Center App in the Sharks365 Member Hub starting Thursday, October 2 at 9 AM through Sunday, October 5 at 5 PM.
October 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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11 teams remain, WHO WILL BE (NORTH) AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL/BASEBALL TEAM?!
October 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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NL Wild Card
Cincinnati Reds 4
Los Angeles Dodgers 8
Final
LAD wins series 2-0

Dodgers advance to face Phillies in NLDS

Mookie Betts: 4-5, 3 RBI
Teoscar Hernández: 1-5, 2 RBI
Score: Cincinnati 4, Los Angeles 8. Win: Yoshinobu Yamamoto. Loss: Zack Littell. Scoring by inning: 1st: CIN 2, LAD 0 2nd: CIN 0, LAD 0 3rd: CIN 0, LAD 1 4th: CIN 0, LAD 2 5th: CIN 0, LAD 0 6th: CIN 0, LAD 4 7th: CIN 0, LAD 1 8th: CIN 2, LAD 0 9th: CIN 0, LAD undefined Scoring plays: Inning 1, CIN: Sal Stewart singles on a ground ball to right fielder Teoscar Hernández. Gavin Lux scores. Austin Hays scores. (Score: 2 - 0) Inning 3, LAD: Mookie Betts singles on a line drive to center fielder TJ Friedl. Ben Rortvedt scores. (Score: 2 - 1) Inning 4, LAD: Enrique Hernández doubles (1) on a line drive to center fielder TJ Friedl. Max Muncy scores. (Score: 2 - 2) Inning 4, LAD: Miguel Rojas singles on a fly ball to right fielder Austin Hays. Enrique Hernández scores. (Score: 2 - 3) Inning 6, LAD: Shohei Ohtani singles on a sharp ground ball to right fielder Austin Hays. Enrique Hernández scores. Ben Rortvedt to 3rd. (Score: 2 - 4) Inning 6, LAD: Mookie Betts doubles (2) on a sharp ground ball to left fielder Spencer Steer, deflected by third baseman Ke'Bryan Hayes. Ben Rortvedt scores. Shohei Ohtani to 3rd. (Score: 2 - 5) Inning 6, LAD: Teoscar Hernández doubles (1) on a sharp ground ball to center fielder TJ Friedl. Shohei Ohtani scores. Mookie Betts scores. Freddie Freeman to 3rd. (Score: 2 - 7) Inning 7, LAD: Mookie Betts doubles (3) on a sharp ground ball to left fielder Austin Hays. Miguel Rojas scores. Shohei Ohtani to 3rd. (Score: 2 - 8) Inning 8, CIN: Sal Stewart singles on a sharp line drive to right fielder Andy Pages. Gavin Lux scores. Austin Hays to 2nd. (Score: 3 - 8) Inning 8, CIN: Tyler Stephenson out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Enrique Hernández. Austin Hays scores. (Score: 4 - 8)
October 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Farmers are a perpetual version of this meme
Eric Andre shooting Hannibal Buress in the chest. Then looks at the microphone before he says "why would hannibal do this"
October 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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AL Wild Card
Boston Red Sox 3
New York Yankees 4
Final
Series tied 1-1 (Best of 3)

Chisholm (1-3, 1 R), Rice (2-4, 2 RBI, 1 HR), Wells (2-3, 1 RBI) and Yankees force Game 3 in a tight game
Score: Boston 3, New York 4. Win: Devin Williams. Loss: Garrett Whitlock. Save: David Bednar. Scoring by inning: 1st: BOS 0, NYY 2 2nd: BOS 0, NYY 0 3rd: BOS 2, NYY 0 4th: BOS 0, NYY 0 5th: BOS 0, NYY 1 6th: BOS 1, NYY 0 7th: BOS 0, NYY 0 8th: BOS 0, NYY 1 9th: BOS 0, NYY undefined Scoring plays: Inning 1, NYY: Ben Rice homers (1) on a line drive to right field. Cody Bellinger scores. (Score: 0 - 2) Inning 3, BOS: Trevor Story singles on a sharp line drive to center fielder Trent Grisham. Jarren Duran scores. Ceddanne Rafaela scores. Nick Sogard to 2nd. (Score: 2 - 2) Inning 5, NYY: Aaron Judge singles on a line drive to left fielder Jarren Duran. Trent Grisham scores. (Score: 2 - 3) Inning 6, BOS: Trevor Story homers (1) on a fly ball to left center field. (Score: 3 - 3) Inning 8, NYY: Austin Wells singles on a line drive to right fielder Nate Eaton. Jazz Chisholm Jr. scores. (Score: 3 - 4)
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Do you think when a commentator says "our friends at [other network]" they mean it?
Cute raccoon looking at the camera upwards
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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graded math test "I don’t know how but you used the wrong formula and got the correct answer"
October 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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WNBA Semifinals
Indiana Fever 98
Las Vegas Aces 107
Final - OT
LV wins series 3-2

Vegas heads to the Finals for the 4th time in the last 6 years and 7th time overall, trying to win their 3rd. Young/Wilson with 30+, Young with a double double.

2025 WNBA Finals: Aces vs. Mercury, Game 1 Friday
Score: Indiana 98, Las Vegas 107 1st Quarter: Indiana 23, Las Vegas 23 2nd Quarter: Indiana 22, Las Vegas 24 3rd Quarter: Indiana 18, Las Vegas 24 4th Quarter: Indiana 23, Las Vegas 15 OT: Indiana 12, Las Vegas 21 Team Stats between IND | LV FG: IND 35-73, LV 38-80 | Field Goal %: IND 47.9, LV 47.5 | 3PT: IND 7-17, LV 11-26 | Three Point %: IND 41.2, LV 42.3 | FT: IND 21-24, LV 20-22 | Free Throw %: IND 87.5, LV 90.9 | Rebounds: IND 40, LV 21 | Offensive Rebounds: IND 12, LV 6 | Defensive Rebounds: IND 28, LV 15 | Assists: IND 21, LV 26 | Steals: IND 4, LV 9 | Blocks: IND 1, LV 10 | Turnovers: IND 19, LV 7 | Team Turnovers: IND 2, LV 1 | Total Turnovers: IND 21, LV 8 | Technical Fouls: IND 0, LV 1 | Total Technical Fouls: IND 0, LV 1 | Flagrant Fouls: IND 0, LV 0 | Points Conceded Off Turnovers: IND 31, LV 7 | Fast Break Points: IND 8, LV 11 | Points in Paint: IND 46, LV 38 | Fouls: IND 25, LV 20 | Largest Lead: IND 4, LV 9 | Game Summary: Indiana Fever vs Las Vegas Aces Fever: Odyssey Sims (27 PTS, 2 REB, 6 AST), Natasha Howard (16 PTS, 7 REB, 5 AST), Kelsey Mitchell (15 PTS, 2 REB, 2 AST), Shey Peddy (13 PTS, 2 REB, 2 AST), Aliyah Boston (11 PTS, 16 REB, 2 AST) Aces: A'ja Wilson (35 PTS, 8 REB, 5 AST), Jackie Young (32 PTS, 4 REB, 10 AST), Chelsea Gray (17 PTS, 2 REB, 6 AST), Jewell Loyd (8 PTS, 6 REB, 1 AST), Megan Gustafson (5 PTS, 0 REB, 2 AST)
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Wikipedia article of 2013 United States federal government shutdown
September 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Minnesota Lynx 81
Phoenix Mercury 86
Final
PHX wins series 3-1

Alyssa Thomas: 23 Pts, 10 Ast, 8 Reb (3rd Double Double of playoffs, 28th career double double in playoffs, MOST IN WNBA HISTORY!)

PHX:
6th WNBA Finals Appearance (First since 2021)
Score: Minnesota 81, Phoenix 86 1st Quarter: Minnesota 25, Phoenix 14 2nd Quarter: Minnesota 13, Phoenix 24 3rd Quarter: Minnesota 30, Phoenix 17 4th Quarter: Minnesota 13, Phoenix 31 Team Stats between MIN | PHX FG: MIN 32-77, PHX 29-68 | Field Goal %: MIN 41.6, PHX 42.6 | 3PT: MIN 9-24, PHX 11-28 | Three Point %: MIN 37.5, PHX 39.3 | FT: MIN 8-9, PHX 17-23 | Free Throw %: MIN 88.9, PHX 73.9 | Rebounds: MIN 34, PHX 38 | Offensive Rebounds: MIN 4, PHX 7 | Defensive Rebounds: MIN 30, PHX 31 | Assists: MIN 19, PHX 20 | Steals: MIN 8, PHX 2 | Blocks: MIN 6, PHX 3 | Turnovers: MIN 6, PHX 12 | Team Turnovers: MIN 4, PHX 0 | Total Turnovers: MIN 10, PHX 12 | Technical Fouls: MIN 1, PHX 0 | Total Technical Fouls: MIN 1, PHX 0 | Flagrant Fouls: MIN 0, PHX 0 | Points Conceded Off Turnovers: MIN 5, PHX 14 | Fast Break Points: MIN 20, PHX 11 | Points in Paint: MIN 36, PHX 34 | Fouls: MIN 18, PHX 10 | Largest Lead: MIN 14, PHX 7 | Game Summary: Minnesota Lynx vs Phoenix Mercury Lynx: Kayla McBride (31 PTS, 4 REB, 2 AST), Courtney Williams (20 PTS, 3 REB, 6 AST), Jessica Shepard (14 PTS, 7 REB, 2 AST), Alanna Smith (8 PTS, 8 REB, 1 AST), Bridget Carleton (3 PTS, 3 REB, 1 AST) Mercury: Alyssa Thomas (23 PTS, 8 REB, 10 AST), Satou Sabally (21 PTS, 6 REB, 3 AST), DeWanna Bonner (13 PTS, 6 REB, 1 AST), Kahleah Copper (13 PTS, 4 REB, 0 AST), Natasha Mack (4 PTS, 5 REB, 1 AST)
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Elite Prospects snubbing Daniel Sedin ;~;
Happy Birthday: Henrik Sedin (45 yrs) and 1,711 more players
September 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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San Jose Sharks announce return of 1997-07 teal sweaters.

SJS wore these uniforms as an alternate in 1997-98, and as their road uniforms from 1998-2007

Will wear the uniforms a minimum of 4 times this season
Oct 30 vs. New Jersey
Nov 20 vs. Los Angeles
Dec 3 vs. Washington
Mar 1 vs. Winnipeg
San Jose Sharks F Alexander Wennberg wearing throwback uniform, grey shoulder/arm sleeve, dark teal chest, with black side piping
September 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Seattle Seahawks 23
Arizona Cardinals 20
Final

52 yarder by Jason Myers wins the game. The Cardinals' comeback hopes dashed. A very TNF Seahawks - Cardinals game
Score: Seattle 23, Arizona 20 1st Quarter: Seattle 7, Arizona 3 2nd Quarter: Seattle 7, Arizona 0 3rd Quarter: Seattle 3, Arizona 3 4th Quarter: Seattle 6, Arizona 14 Team Stats between SEA | ARI 1st Downs: SEA 20, ARI 18 | Passing 1st downs: SEA 11, ARI 13 | Rushing 1st downs: SEA 6, ARI 2 | 1st downs from penalties: SEA 3, ARI 3 | 3rd down efficiency: SEA 6-13, ARI 6-15 | 4th down efficiency: SEA 0-1, ARI 1-1 | Total Plays: SEA 64, ARI 64 | Total Yards: SEA 384, ARI 253 | Yards per Play: SEA 6.0, ARI 4.0 | Total Drives: SEA 10, ARI 11 | Passing: SEA 229, ARI 164 | Comp/Att: SEA 18/26, ARI 27/41 | Yards per pass: SEA 7.9, ARI 3.5 | Interceptions thrown: SEA 0, ARI 2 | Sacks-Yards Lost: SEA 3-13, ARI 6-36 | Rushing: SEA 155, ARI 89 | Rushing Attempts: SEA 35, ARI 17 | Yards per rush: SEA 4.4, ARI 5.2 | Red Zone (Made-Att): SEA 2-3, ARI 2-3 | Penalties: SEA 6-74, ARI 7-46 | Turnovers: SEA 1, ARI 2 | Fumbles lost: SEA 1, ARI 0 | Defensive / Special Teams TDs: SEA 0, ARI 0 | Possession: SEA 32:24, ARI 27:36 |
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Seattle Seahawks 14
Arizona Cardinals 3
Halftime

Sloppy half for both teams (5 punts), but Arizona have been a disaster. Seattle gets the ball to start the half

Sam Darnold: 8/11, 123 Yds, 1 TD
Kyler Murray: 13/22, 79 Yds, 2 INT
Marvin Harrison Jr: 1 Rec, 8 Yds, 5 Targets (2 INTs when thrown)
Score: Seattle 14, Arizona 3 1st Quarter: Seattle 7, Arizona 3 2nd Quarter: Seattle 7, Arizona 0 Team Stats between SEA | ARI 1st Downs: SEA 12, ARI 7 | Passing 1st downs: SEA 6, ARI 5 | Rushing 1st downs: SEA 4, ARI 1 | 1st downs from penalties: SEA 2, ARI 1 | 3rd down efficiency: SEA 2-5, ARI 3-8 | 4th down efficiency: SEA 0-1, ARI 0-0 | Total Plays: SEA 30, ARI 31 | Total Yards: SEA 212, ARI 106 | Yards per Play: SEA 7.1, ARI 3.4 | Total Drives: SEA 5, ARI 7 | Passing: SEA 116, ARI 71 | Comp/Att: SEA 8/11, ARI 13/22 | Yards per pass: SEA 9.7, ARI 3.1 | Interceptions thrown: SEA 0, ARI 2 | Sacks-Yards Lost: SEA 1-7, ARI 1-8 | Rushing: SEA 96, ARI 35 | Rushing Attempts: SEA 18, ARI 8 | Yards per rush: SEA 5.3, ARI 4.4 | Red Zone (Made-Att): SEA 2-2, ARI 0-1 | Penalties: SEA 2-30, ARI 4-31 | Turnovers: SEA 1, ARI 2 | Fumbles lost: SEA 1, ARI 0 | Defensive / Special Teams TDs: SEA 0, ARI 0 | Possession: SEA 14:36, ARI 14:46 |
September 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Detroit Tigers 4
Cleveland Guardians 2
Final

Tigers stop slide to be in a virtual tie with Cleveland for AL Central.

Javier Báez: 2-4, 1 RBI

AL Central
CLE 86-73
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DET 86-73

AL Wild Card
NYY 90-68
BOS 87-71
DET 86-73
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HOU 85-74
Score: Detroit 4, Cleveland 2. Win: Brant Hurter. Loss: Parker Messick. Save: Will Vest. Scoring by inning: 1st: DET 2, CLE 0 2nd: DET 1, CLE 1 3rd: DET 0, CLE 0 4th: DET 1, CLE 0 5th: DET 0, CLE 0 6th: DET 0, CLE 0 7th: DET 0, CLE 0 8th: DET 0, CLE 1 9th: DET 0, CLE 0 Scoring plays: Inning 1, DET: Jahmai Jones homers (7) on a fly ball to left field. (Score: 1 - 0) Inning 1, DET: Wenceel Pérez homers (13) on a fly ball to left center field. (Score: 2 - 0) Inning 2, DET: Javier Báez singles on a ground ball to right fielder C.J. Kayfus. Dillon Dingler scores. (Score: 3 - 0) Inning 2, CLE: C.J. Kayfus doubles (9) on a sharp line drive to right fielder Wenceel Pérez. Gabriel Arias scores. (Score: 3 - 1) Inning 4, DET: Riley Greene homers (36) on a fly ball to right field. (Score: 4 - 1) Inning 8, CLE: José Ramírez doubles (34) on a sharp line drive to center fielder Parker Meadows. Austin Hedges scores. (Score: 4 - 2)
September 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Minnesota Wild announce 2000s era throwback uniforms for their 25th anniversary season

Will wear uniforms at least 4 times
October 28 vs. Winnipeg
November 4 vs. Nashville
December 21 vs. Colorado
January 24 vs. Florida
Photo of Matt Boldy wearing Wild throw back uniform with green yellow red stripes
September 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The OG Montreal Supra (1988 - 92) was tuff too
Montreal Supra logo, showing a river split between red and blue land in the shape of an S with a Grotesk font saying "SUPRA" in italics and Montreal in a gotham like font. An association football ball cascades between the S with action lines
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Colorado Rockies 2
Seattle Mariners 9
Final

The Seattle Mariners have clinched the American League West for the first time since 2001. Cal Raleigh with 2 home runs as he's the 7th man in the history of the Majors to reach 60 home runs in a season. It's a party in Seattle
Score: Colorado 2, Seattle 9. Win: Luis Castillo. Loss: Tanner Gordon. Scoring by inning: 1st: COL 0, SEA 3 2nd: COL 0, SEA 2 3rd: COL 0, SEA 0 4th: COL 1, SEA 2 5th: COL 0, SEA 0 6th: COL 0, SEA 0 7th: COL 0, SEA 1 8th: COL 0, SEA 1 9th: COL 1, SEA undefined Scoring plays: Inning 1, SEA: Cal Raleigh homers (59) on a fly ball to right field. (Score: 0 - 1) Inning 1, SEA: Julio Rodríguez homers (32) on a fly ball to left field. (Score: 0 - 2) Inning 1, SEA: Jorge Polanco homers (25) on a line drive to right field. (Score: 0 - 3) Inning 2, SEA: Cal Raleigh doubles (23) on a line drive to right fielder Yanquiel Fernández. Dominic Canzone scores. Victor Robles scores. (Score: 0 - 5) Inning 4, COL: Blaine Crim homers (5) on a fly ball to center field. (Score: 1 - 5) Inning 4, SEA: Randy Arozarena out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Yanquiel Fernández. Victor Robles scores. (Score: 1 - 6) Inning 4, SEA: Josh Naylor singles on a ground ball to center fielder Mickey Moniak. J.P. Crawford scores. Julio Rodríguez to 3rd. (Score: 1 - 7) Inning 7, SEA: Eugenio Suárez homers (48) on a fly ball to right field. (Score: 1 - 8) Inning 8, SEA: Cal Raleigh homers (60) on a fly ball to right field. (Score: 1 - 9) Inning 9, COL: Hunter Goodman grounds out softly, catcher Harry Ford to first baseman Josh Naylor. Orlando Arcia scores. Mickey Moniak to 3rd. (Score: 2 - 9)
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Hmmm
This review is counted in the overall review score because this user purchased the game directly on Steam or got a free license of a free game Not Recommended 1.8 hrs on record Posted: September 16 Garfield Kart 2: All You Can Drift is a tragedy. There is so much style and creativity on display. I want to like it, but I can't. The Good GK2 has better map variety in terms of art direction. It has city / forest / docks themed levels, like GKFR, but also "Plate Runner," a parody cyberpunk map, or a map where the player races through a pirate skull. The maps also have more of a cohesive theme within each cup. Although GK2 has fewer maps than GKFR (12 vs 16), those maps have better art direction. The minimap is a nice feature which aids the player in learning the maps. The Bad Many game mechanics are not explained or poorly explained. For example, the meaning of the autopilot / autoaccelerate / rumble enable buttons on the character select screen is not explained in-game. The purpose of the pickups is not explained - GKFR did this better through loading screen tips. The game does not explain that one has to hit accelerate at the right time to get a fast boost from the starting block. The Ugly The game's configuration is extremely limited. The controls are not re-mappable. This would be more excusable if they hadn't swapped the drift and accelerate controls from the previous game. There is no volume control in game. Also, there is no ability to create custom online matches with your friends - only play random maps with random strangers. Also, the game gave me ass cancer. Final Score Buy GKFR instead. It's cheaper and better. Was this review helpful? Yes
September 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Photo of former Attorney General Merrick Garland
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM