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October 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Is this good?
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
And yet, Burger King in Quebec is still called Burger King
October 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I said this back in May and I'm repeating it now
October 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
AL Wild Card
Detroit Tigers 6
Cleveland Guardians 3
Final
DET wins series 2-1

Tigers go into Cleveland and put together an incredible 7th inning to take the series on the road.

ALDS: Detroit Tigers - Seattle Mariners
October 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
WHO ASKED FOR THIS?!
October 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
11 teams remain, WHO WILL BE (NORTH) AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL/BASEBALL TEAM?!
October 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
NL Wild Card
Cincinnati Reds 4
Los Angeles Dodgers 8
Final
LAD wins series 2-0

Dodgers advance to face Phillies in NLDS

Mookie Betts: 4-5, 3 RBI
Teoscar Hernández: 1-5, 2 RBI
October 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Farmers are a perpetual version of this meme
October 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
AL Wild Card
Boston Red Sox 3
New York Yankees 4
Final
Series tied 1-1 (Best of 3)

Chisholm (1-3, 1 R), Rice (2-4, 2 RBI, 1 HR), Wells (2-3, 1 RBI) and Yankees force Game 3 in a tight game
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Do you think when a commentator says "our friends at [other network]" they mean it?
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
October 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
WNBA Semifinals
Indiana Fever 98
Las Vegas Aces 107
Final - OT
LV wins series 3-2

Vegas heads to the Finals for the 4th time in the last 6 years and 7th time overall, trying to win their 3rd. Young/Wilson with 30+, Young with a double double.

2025 WNBA Finals: Aces vs. Mercury, Game 1 Friday
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
September 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Minnesota Lynx 81
Phoenix Mercury 86
Final
PHX wins series 3-1

Alyssa Thomas: 23 Pts, 10 Ast, 8 Reb (3rd Double Double of playoffs, 28th career double double in playoffs, MOST IN WNBA HISTORY!)

PHX:
6th WNBA Finals Appearance (First since 2021)
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Elite Prospects snubbing Daniel Sedin ;~;
September 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
San Jose Sharks announce return of 1997-07 teal sweaters.

SJS wore these uniforms as an alternate in 1997-98, and as their road uniforms from 1998-2007

Will wear the uniforms a minimum of 4 times this season
Oct 30 vs. New Jersey
Nov 20 vs. Los Angeles
Dec 3 vs. Washington
Mar 1 vs. Winnipeg
September 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Seattle Seahawks 23
Arizona Cardinals 20
Final

52 yarder by Jason Myers wins the game. The Cardinals' comeback hopes dashed. A very TNF Seahawks - Cardinals game
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Seattle Seahawks 14
Arizona Cardinals 3
Halftime

Sloppy half for both teams (5 punts), but Arizona have been a disaster. Seattle gets the ball to start the half

Sam Darnold: 8/11, 123 Yds, 1 TD
Kyler Murray: 13/22, 79 Yds, 2 INT
Marvin Harrison Jr: 1 Rec, 8 Yds, 5 Targets (2 INTs when thrown)
September 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Detroit Tigers 4
Cleveland Guardians 2
Final

Tigers stop slide to be in a virtual tie with Cleveland for AL Central.

Javier Báez: 2-4, 1 RBI

AL Central
CLE 86-73
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DET 86-73

AL Wild Card
NYY 90-68
BOS 87-71
DET 86-73
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HOU 85-74
September 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Minnesota Wild announce 2000s era throwback uniforms for their 25th anniversary season

Will wear uniforms at least 4 times
October 28 vs. Winnipeg
November 4 vs. Nashville
December 21 vs. Colorado
January 24 vs. Florida
September 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The OG Montreal Supra (1988 - 92) was tuff too
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Colorado Rockies 2
Seattle Mariners 9
Final

The Seattle Mariners have clinched the American League West for the first time since 2001. Cal Raleigh with 2 home runs as he's the 7th man in the history of the Majors to reach 60 home runs in a season. It's a party in Seattle
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Hmmm
September 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM