Nate Thomas
@statsavage.bsky.social
You’ve made a home where my favorite people get to show the world how brilliant and amazing they are
February 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You’ve made a home where my favorite people get to show the world how brilliant and amazing they are
I was finally able to leave. We were able to laugh about it 3 hours later.
February 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I was finally able to leave. We were able to laugh about it 3 hours later.
Leaving out that I hit the curb (as it wasn’t germane to the current predicament)
February 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Leaving out that I hit the curb (as it wasn’t germane to the current predicament)
Because you are not a car, and the scanner doesn’t recognize you…. So there I am standing in front of a parking garage entrance kiosk at a loss. I finally pressed the “Call for help” button. After explaining to an incredulous attendant the litany of ways I messed up leaving the garage 6/
February 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Because you are not a car, and the scanner doesn’t recognize you…. So there I am standing in front of a parking garage entrance kiosk at a loss. I finally pressed the “Call for help” button. After explaining to an incredulous attendant the litany of ways I messed up leaving the garage 6/
I then back the car into the curb, in an effort to get it out of the way. Then, genius flashes (sarcasm) I *get out and walk over to the entrance* to get another ticket so I can (checks notes) pay a third time for the parking so leave. As I have found out, you (a person) cannot get a ticket 4/
February 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I then back the car into the curb, in an effort to get it out of the way. Then, genius flashes (sarcasm) I *get out and walk over to the entrance* to get another ticket so I can (checks notes) pay a third time for the parking so leave. As I have found out, you (a person) cannot get a ticket 4/
Backed up, and tried to press the receipt button. As we all know, the gate then closes. Ticket is gone, gate is down, and we’re stuck in the garage. So of course now I’m in full “I’ll fix this mode”
February 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Backed up, and tried to press the receipt button. As we all know, the gate then closes. Ticket is gone, gate is down, and we’re stuck in the garage. So of course now I’m in full “I’ll fix this mode”
As we’re driving up to leave Steph said “Please get a receipt” - so we could get a refund through the app. As I’m paying that, of course, fully leaves my consciousness and I just start to drive out the gate. She says “I need the receipt”. In a mild panic because I know I banged this up, I stopped 2/
February 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
As we’re driving up to leave Steph said “Please get a receipt” - so we could get a refund through the app. As I’m paying that, of course, fully leaves my consciousness and I just start to drive out the gate. She says “I need the receipt”. In a mild panic because I know I banged this up, I stopped 2/
Hey! Where ya from?
February 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hey! Where ya from?
A biblically accurate pigeon
February 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
A biblically accurate pigeon
L-theanine is the amino acid in question. :)
February 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
L-theanine is the amino acid in question. :)
Hey fellow adhd friend! I’m not a doctor and I’m not saying you should but L-theanine (a cheap amino acid you can get as a supplement) has helped me a ton
February 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hey fellow adhd friend! I’m not a doctor and I’m not saying you should but L-theanine (a cheap amino acid you can get as a supplement) has helped me a ton
This birb is elegant and it wants you to know it
February 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This birb is elegant and it wants you to know it
Bud. As in “well soary bud but that wasn’t very nice”.
February 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Bud. As in “well soary bud but that wasn’t very nice”.
This birb has some difficult questions for you
February 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This birb has some difficult questions for you
This birb is very fancy
February 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This birb is very fancy
Nope. We’re all out here posting, raw uncooked thoughts like back in ancient times.
February 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Nope. We’re all out here posting, raw uncooked thoughts like back in ancient times.
This birb has seen some things
February 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This birb has seen some things
Sorry friend. That is Orangesky. I think you posted the wrong pic
February 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Sorry friend. That is Orangesky. I think you posted the wrong pic
Definitely going to need potions of water breathing if you’re looking to clear that cave
February 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Definitely going to need potions of water breathing if you’re looking to clear that cave
This is my wife’s favorite color. Well not this specifically but like “the feeling this evokes” lol
February 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This is my wife’s favorite color. Well not this specifically but like “the feeling this evokes” lol
I’m certain nothing bad could happen.
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
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February 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m certain nothing bad could happen.
Not for humans, that I know of… but magpies are the “Karens” of birbs
February 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Not for humans, that I know of… but magpies are the “Karens” of birbs