Static Velocity
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"As the sneaky spider climbs toward the ceiling and tries to kill god, what do you all do?"
#ttrpg #masks #pbta #SaturdayGames #escapism #nocontextquotes
#ttrpg #masks #pbta #SaturdayGames #escapism #nocontextquotes
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
"As the sneaky spider climbs toward the ceiling and tries to kill god, what do you all do?"
#ttrpg #masks #pbta #SaturdayGames #escapism #nocontextquotes
#ttrpg #masks #pbta #SaturdayGames #escapism #nocontextquotes
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Happy Camper is back! We are now live on Twitch m.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
January 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Happy Camper is back! We are now live on Twitch m.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
"Show us your worm-free body."
@agingjourneypod.bsky.social
#ChristmasSpecial #NoContextQuotes #TuneInToSee #XMarksTheSpot #HereWeGoAgain #kidsonbikes #tttrpgs
@agingjourneypod.bsky.social
#ChristmasSpecial #NoContextQuotes #TuneInToSee #XMarksTheSpot #HereWeGoAgain #kidsonbikes #tttrpgs
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
"Show us your worm-free body."
@agingjourneypod.bsky.social
#ChristmasSpecial #NoContextQuotes #TuneInToSee #XMarksTheSpot #HereWeGoAgain #kidsonbikes #tttrpgs
@agingjourneypod.bsky.social
#ChristmasSpecial #NoContextQuotes #TuneInToSee #XMarksTheSpot #HereWeGoAgain #kidsonbikes #tttrpgs
"No longer am I just a little guy; now I'm a little man."
#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #congrats #goblins
#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #congrats #goblins
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"No longer am I just a little guy; now I'm a little man."
#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #congrats #goblins
#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #congrats #goblins
GM to level 13 party: Congratulations on defeating the butterflies.
Level 13 party: *Cheers*
#ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thebarislow #itwasasoulstorm #threesoulstorms #takethatbutterflies
Level 13 party: *Cheers*
#ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thebarislow #itwasasoulstorm #threesoulstorms #takethatbutterflies
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
GM to level 13 party: Congratulations on defeating the butterflies.
Level 13 party: *Cheers*
#ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thebarislow #itwasasoulstorm #threesoulstorms #takethatbutterflies
Level 13 party: *Cheers*
#ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thebarislow #itwasasoulstorm #threesoulstorms #takethatbutterflies
Dwarf Cleric to Dwarf Summoner: "You showed me your clan dagger a few months ago, seems only right that I give you mine now."
*Cackling from sorceress*
Minotaur: "Went from cleaning his dragon to showing a man his dagger."
*Cackling intensifies*
#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaygameday
*Cackling from sorceress*
Minotaur: "Went from cleaning his dragon to showing a man his dagger."
*Cackling intensifies*
#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaygameday
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Dwarf Cleric to Dwarf Summoner: "You showed me your clan dagger a few months ago, seems only right that I give you mine now."
*Cackling from sorceress*
Minotaur: "Went from cleaning his dragon to showing a man his dagger."
*Cackling intensifies*
#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaygameday
*Cackling from sorceress*
Minotaur: "Went from cleaning his dragon to showing a man his dagger."
*Cackling intensifies*
#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaygameday
"Your flower girl's a cultist."
"The one I talked to when I was bathing the dragon?"
"... Is that a euphemism?"
#itisnow #nocontestquotes #thosecultists #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs
"The one I talked to when I was bathing the dragon?"
"... Is that a euphemism?"
#itisnow #nocontestquotes #thosecultists #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"Your flower girl's a cultist."
"The one I talked to when I was bathing the dragon?"
"... Is that a euphemism?"
#itisnow #nocontestquotes #thosecultists #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs
"The one I talked to when I was bathing the dragon?"
"... Is that a euphemism?"
#itisnow #nocontestquotes #thosecultists #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs
You know it's a good night when your DM gives your entire party a timeout in discord
#dnd5e #stormkingsthunder #feral #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs
#dnd5e #stormkingsthunder #feral #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You know it's a good night when your DM gives your entire party a timeout in discord
#dnd5e #stormkingsthunder #feral #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs
#dnd5e #stormkingsthunder #feral #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs
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The Mystery Club returns playing Kids on Bikes in our #halloween two part special Part 1 premiers Tonight at 5pm cst and Part 2 premiers at 6pm cst. On Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCuY...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The Mystery Club returns playing Kids on Bikes in our #halloween two part special Part 1 premiers Tonight at 5pm cst and Part 2 premiers at 6pm cst. On Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCuY...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...
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Donny, the President of the Mystery Club has done it again. He's called an emergency meeting and this time, it's serious; competition has entered the ring. Meet the Murder Club. Our #halloween special's session 0 premiers Tonight. www.youtube.com/channel/UCuY...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Donny, the President of the Mystery Club has done it again. He's called an emergency meeting and this time, it's serious; competition has entered the ring. Meet the Murder Club. Our #halloween special's session 0 premiers Tonight. www.youtube.com/channel/UCuY...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"Oh my god, he's snorting you like cocaine while you die?!"
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #masks #saturdaygameday #dusted #itllbefine #sodead
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #masks #saturdaygameday #dusted #itllbefine #sodead
October 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"Oh my god, he's snorting you like cocaine while you die?!"
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #masks #saturdaygameday #dusted #itllbefine #sodead
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #masks #saturdaygameday #dusted #itllbefine #sodead
"There's not much nuance in the bottom of a well, I guess."
"Nope, just frogs."
"And witches."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpg #pathfinder2e #imthewitch #tuesdaygamenight #theyregoingtofindoutmysecret
"Nope, just frogs."
"And witches."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpg #pathfinder2e #imthewitch #tuesdaygamenight #theyregoingtofindoutmysecret
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"There's not much nuance in the bottom of a well, I guess."
"Nope, just frogs."
"And witches."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpg #pathfinder2e #imthewitch #tuesdaygamenight #theyregoingtofindoutmysecret
"Nope, just frogs."
"And witches."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpg #pathfinder2e #imthewitch #tuesdaygamenight #theyregoingtofindoutmysecret
"What are his edicts?"
"Gather knowledge of gates through space and time, curse or mutate unborn children."
...
"So kind of a mixed bag."
#pathfinder2e #nocontectquotes #weshouldgoback #thisisatrap #butwhatifwewentin #thisiswhatfamiliarsarefor #ripbird #sundaygameday #thisparty
"Gather knowledge of gates through space and time, curse or mutate unborn children."
...
"So kind of a mixed bag."
#pathfinder2e #nocontectquotes #weshouldgoback #thisisatrap #butwhatifwewentin #thisiswhatfamiliarsarefor #ripbird #sundaygameday #thisparty
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"What are his edicts?"
"Gather knowledge of gates through space and time, curse or mutate unborn children."
...
"So kind of a mixed bag."
#pathfinder2e #nocontectquotes #weshouldgoback #thisisatrap #butwhatifwewentin #thisiswhatfamiliarsarefor #ripbird #sundaygameday #thisparty
"Gather knowledge of gates through space and time, curse or mutate unborn children."
...
"So kind of a mixed bag."
#pathfinder2e #nocontectquotes #weshouldgoback #thisisatrap #butwhatifwewentin #thisiswhatfamiliarsarefor #ripbird #sundaygameday #thisparty
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We are live on twitch! Live recording our Kids Campin' campaign, Happy Camper. Today is the season 1 arch 1 finale. Let's hope everyone makes it out alive... Come join us. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
October 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We are live on twitch! Live recording our Kids Campin' campaign, Happy Camper. Today is the season 1 arch 1 finale. Let's hope everyone makes it out alive... Come join us. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
"Just climb up on the roof and hide there and when the scouts come by you ambush them like a drop-Minotaur."
#ttrpg #nocontextquotes #greatplan #heyitworked #pathfinder2e #sundaygameday
#ttrpg #nocontextquotes #greatplan #heyitworked #pathfinder2e #sundaygameday
October 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Just climb up on the roof and hide there and when the scouts come by you ambush them like a drop-Minotaur."
#ttrpg #nocontextquotes #greatplan #heyitworked #pathfinder2e #sundaygameday
#ttrpg #nocontextquotes #greatplan #heyitworked #pathfinder2e #sundaygameday
"The lady made it seem like it wasn't a big deal."
"The lady that was sobbing?"
"..."
Come join us on twitch for episode 9 of Happy Camper! www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
#ttrpg #kidsonbrooms #happycamper #thesekids #nocontextquotes #twitch
"The lady that was sobbing?"
"..."
Come join us on twitch for episode 9 of Happy Camper! www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
#ttrpg #kidsonbrooms #happycamper #thesekids #nocontextquotes #twitch
October 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"The lady made it seem like it wasn't a big deal."
"The lady that was sobbing?"
"..."
Come join us on twitch for episode 9 of Happy Camper! www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
#ttrpg #kidsonbrooms #happycamper #thesekids #nocontextquotes #twitch
"The lady that was sobbing?"
"..."
Come join us on twitch for episode 9 of Happy Camper! www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
#ttrpg #kidsonbrooms #happycamper #thesekids #nocontextquotes #twitch
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We are live on twitch! Live recording our Kids Campin' campaign, Happy Camper. Come join us. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
October 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We are live on twitch! Live recording our Kids Campin' campaign, Happy Camper. Come join us. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
"I've got hemophilia."
"So, like, if you see blood do you faint?"
...
"He's not *afraid* of blood."
#pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #gamenight #Sundaygames #lovemyparty
"So, like, if you see blood do you faint?"
...
"He's not *afraid* of blood."
#pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #gamenight #Sundaygames #lovemyparty
September 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"I've got hemophilia."
"So, like, if you see blood do you faint?"
...
"He's not *afraid* of blood."
#pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #gamenight #Sundaygames #lovemyparty
"So, like, if you see blood do you faint?"
...
"He's not *afraid* of blood."
#pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #gamenight #Sundaygames #lovemyparty
September 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"I want to know-"
"What love is?"
"That too, but I don't think these worms can tell me. At least I hope not."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thispartyisdoomed
"What love is?"
"That too, but I don't think these worms can tell me. At least I hope not."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thispartyisdoomed
September 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"I want to know-"
"What love is?"
"That too, but I don't think these worms can tell me. At least I hope not."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thispartyisdoomed
"What love is?"
"That too, but I don't think these worms can tell me. At least I hope not."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thispartyisdoomed
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Follow The Piers, a mafia crew in this fantastical version of 1930s Chicago, as members of The Red Syndicate. The higher the climb, the harder the fall. Pan, Normal, Static and Lore are GMed by TanyaLashea in this Kids on Bikes campaign. Now Live youtu.be/dJWVqKv8mSc
September 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Follow The Piers, a mafia crew in this fantastical version of 1930s Chicago, as members of The Red Syndicate. The higher the climb, the harder the fall. Pan, Normal, Static and Lore are GMed by TanyaLashea in this Kids on Bikes campaign. Now Live youtu.be/dJWVqKv8mSc
"Is your pig an undead pig? Is that why it likes bacon?"
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #Fridaynightgames #kidsonbrooms #pigswilleatanything
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #Fridaynightgames #kidsonbrooms #pigswilleatanything
September 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"Is your pig an undead pig? Is that why it likes bacon?"
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #Fridaynightgames #kidsonbrooms #pigswilleatanything
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #Fridaynightgames #kidsonbrooms #pigswilleatanything
"In the five seconds I was ripping my shirt off, you said something really important - what was it?"
#nocontext #ttrpgs #worldsinperil #sundaygameday #thatswhatheroesdo
#nocontext #ttrpgs #worldsinperil #sundaygameday #thatswhatheroesdo
August 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"In the five seconds I was ripping my shirt off, you said something really important - what was it?"
#nocontext #ttrpgs #worldsinperil #sundaygameday #thatswhatheroesdo
#nocontext #ttrpgs #worldsinperil #sundaygameday #thatswhatheroesdo
"Let this be a lesson to all of you, don't seduce the sea."
#nocontextquotes #magpiegames #rapscallion #iregretnothing #ttrpgs #saturdaygameday #cursed
#nocontextquotes #magpiegames #rapscallion #iregretnothing #ttrpgs #saturdaygameday #cursed
August 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"Let this be a lesson to all of you, don't seduce the sea."
#nocontextquotes #magpiegames #rapscallion #iregretnothing #ttrpgs #saturdaygameday #cursed
#nocontextquotes #magpiegames #rapscallion #iregretnothing #ttrpgs #saturdaygameday #cursed