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I humbly present my #Apple #Network #Meme
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Reddit is dragging him
July 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Skeet of a brown chihuahua shitting on a confederate flag follow followed by A skeet from swiftonsecurity admitting to the act
May 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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A 4 panel coming with an alligator and a goat watching a new television and in the last panel the alligator thinks it’s weird and the goat declares it’s his new personality
May 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Know your threat model
FlorkOfCows Comic. The main character uses their flipper zero to turn on any wireless vibrators in the are thinking it would embarrass women and instead turns on his male friends prostate vibrator making his friend collapse from orgasms on top of him
May 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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The man from the meme “the worst person you know made a good point”
May 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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@medus4.com escaped containment for all the best reasons 🤣🤣🤣
A screenshot of an old post from Medus4 with the text below in the subreddit love memes “I used to date a guy who thought women who were on their periods NEEDED chocolate. Like it was a medical necessity. We dated for several years and lived together, and every month, he ran to the store for chocolate and tampons. I never corrected him. I regret nothing.”
April 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Also:
Meme with a picture of a phone, keys, wallet and cat. There are percentages listed for anxiety levels for each Phone - 90% Keys - 85% Wallet - 95% Brown Tabby Cat - 220%
April 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Chihuahua snoot with one bottom left snagged tooth
April 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Heartbreaking: the worst person you know made a great point
April 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Starship troopers with the “hive mind” bug. The bug is “cybersecurity companies”, the facist military scientist is the “Trump administration” with the scientist saying “it’s afraid of losing government contracts”
April 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Maybe this is a line of thought to track down (not mine)
Also note that the tariffs are not broken down by country, they're broken down by top level internet domain. It's why islands that are populated entirely by penguins (the .hm domain) and why the Diego Garcia military base on BIOT (.io) are listed, also why Reunion (.re) and Gibraltar (gi) are listed separately from France & the UK. They 100% used an LLM to generate this list and didn't catch the mistake because they're all dumb as rocks.
April 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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We’re so cooked
A car taken to a mechanic had a generative AI search result output instructing the mechanic what needs to be checked
April 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Are you ready!?
Picture of a breathalyzer with a Reddit thread for 2023 with the title of “RAM 1500: Official Trunk of DUI”
March 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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When #WH40K meets #BSky #40Ksky
Alfs head on an Alpha Legion Astartes holding a sword two handed with an angel wing behind him
March 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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@swiftonsecurity.com this interesting sounding potential race condition may interest you

www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/s...
We have just stumbled upon the below scenario: AD tiering: We restrict access in TierO, Tier1 and Tier2 (https://www.truesec.com/security/active-directory-tiering) by using these GPO settings: Comp->Windows Settings->Security Settings->Local policies: Deny log on through Terminal Services (and batch job/service/locally). We deny a handful of BUILTIN groups like DOMAIN|Domain Admins to logon on T1/T2 servers for example. When we now are deploying Windows Server 2025 (yes, we also believe it is not ready for prod, too much problems..) with the new OSConfig we have found out that the default values that are triggered by OSConfig Drift Control breaks the AD tiering because it overrides using this setting: "UserRightsDenyRemoteDesktopServicesLogOn CCE-36867-0 Deny log on through Remote Desktop Services •/Vendor/MSFT/ Policy Config/UserRights/ DenyRemoteDesktopServicesLogOn String *5-1-5-32-546" The SID is the "Guests" default group.. So there is a "race condition" between the AD Tiering GPO and the OSConfig Drift Control which makes the deny of DOMAIN| Domain Admins to be removed when the OSConfig Drift Control reverts the AD Tiering GPO settings and so on.. Any ideas of to solve it? We are evaluating to add more SIDs than the "Guests" that OSConfig den default, but the SIDs are unique per domain for some of them
March 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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I feel called out
4 drinks on a desk
March 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Reddit Post: “During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.” Top reply: “The FLAVOR zone is the scientific term.”
March 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Nothing to see here
A tweet from chat got of a black sun in the sky over rows and a similar picture from a Magic the Gathering card with the text on the card saying “Destroy all creatures. They can’t be regenerated “
March 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Just made me think of this that someone shared in a discord I’m in lol
A Twitter post from Dave Kennedy with the text: “So my sleep number bed sprung a small tiny leak in it, while I get time to get replacement parts I was finding I was sinking in the bed slowly at night and messing up my sleep. What did I do? Find an undocumented api call that now runs on a cron job on a Linux server that inflates my bed every 15 mins. Ftw.”
March 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Sometimes it’s hard to distill something down to one sentence but this pretty much sums up a good part of Democratic leadership at this point.
Al Green standing with his cane at the 2025 State of the Union address
March 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Comic about EU and UK agreeing on hating Trump over Ukraine
March 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Huh wonder if this portal accepts all forms and has rate limiting
U.S. Department of Education Launches "End DEI" Portal WASHINGTON - Today, the U.S. Department of Education launched EndDEl.Ed.Gov, a public portal for parents, students, teachers, and the broader community to submit reports of discrimination based on race or sex in publicly-funded K-12 schools. The secure portal allows parents to provide an email address, the name of the student's school or school district, and details of the concerning practices. The Department of Education will use submissions as a guide to identify potential areas for investigation. "For years, parents have been begging schools to focus on teaching their kids practical skills like reading, writing, and math, instead of pushing critical theory, rogue sex education and divisive ideologies— but their concerns have been brushed off, mocked, or shut down entirely," said Tiffany Justice, Co-Founder of Moms for Liberty. "Parents, now is the time that you share the receipts of the betrayal that has happened in our public schools. This webpage demonstrates that President Trump's Department of Education is putting power back in the hands of parents."
February 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Trump on the outside of a group of world leaders, saying Ukraine should surrender and then someone from the group gives a thumbs up and then they keep ignoring him
February 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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lol
Trump on the outside of a group of European leaders, including Zelenskyy, where he yells “I command you to surrender”. Zelenskyy stands up and gives a thumbs up, then they go back to talking about defending Europe.
February 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM