having niche hobbies is sometimes lonely bc who I am supposed to tell? Or show? no one knows and no one cares
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
having niche hobbies is sometimes lonely bc who I am supposed to tell? Or show? no one knows and no one cares
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two naps a day keep reality at bay
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
two naps a day keep reality at bay
Sorry babe, the compression socks stay on during sex
December 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Sorry babe, the compression socks stay on during sex
everyone stop texting me (3 people)
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM
everyone stop texting me (3 people)
I love Joan of arc
December 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I love Joan of arc
I have very few skills but Chainmaille is one of them
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have very few skills but Chainmaille is one of them
washing down my sleeping pills with 200mg of caffeine
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
washing down my sleeping pills with 200mg of caffeine
I love grimace and Oscar the grouch
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I love grimace and Oscar the grouch
Looking for something while high is terrible bc not only can you not walk in a straight line but you also can’t think in a straight line
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Looking for something while high is terrible bc not only can you not walk in a straight line but you also can’t think in a straight line
Left handed people are pre c*m babies
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Left handed people are pre c*m babies
I’d rather lick a glue trap than talk to that man
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’d rather lick a glue trap than talk to that man
The words “feminine energy” ignite rage in me
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The words “feminine energy” ignite rage in me
I need someone to hold a gun to my head every morning and tell me to take my antidepressants
October 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I need someone to hold a gun to my head every morning and tell me to take my antidepressants
At the circus looking for my monkeys
September 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
At the circus looking for my monkeys
There are way too many Subarus in Vermont
September 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
There are way too many Subarus in Vermont
having the same name as a popular anime character in middle school builds character
September 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
having the same name as a popular anime character in middle school builds character
It’s that time of the year (stocking up on Halloween baking sprinkles)
September 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It’s that time of the year (stocking up on Halloween baking sprinkles)
Trying to ride a bike while period cramping is like trying to swallow a piece of gravel with mouthwash
September 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Trying to ride a bike while period cramping is like trying to swallow a piece of gravel with mouthwash
I just made a voodoo doll of you and put it in the microwave
September 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I just made a voodoo doll of you and put it in the microwave
are you mad at me?
September 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
are you mad at me?
I would jump into a police car. Idc where they take me just take me somewhere please
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I would jump into a police car. Idc where they take me just take me somewhere please