Statesboro Blues
@statesboroblues.bsky.social
Medical Professional, Atlanta Sports Sufferer, Jiu-jitsu practitioner, Georgia Southern Alum.
I can guarantee that he's never smiled like that at either of his sons.
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I can guarantee that he's never smiled like that at either of his sons.
Most embarrassing athlete in Atlanta sports history. And that's not a low bar either.
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Most embarrassing athlete in Atlanta sports history. And that's not a low bar either.
I'm going to let you hold this, Tom
September 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I'm going to let you hold this, Tom
Zapp Brannigan-ing it?
August 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Zapp Brannigan-ing it?
"I stand on business"
August 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"I stand on business"
How is Tesla stock worth anything?
May 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How is Tesla stock worth anything?
There's going to be an epidemic of morbid obesity among leopards with all of the faces that are being eaten.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
There's going to be an epidemic of morbid obesity among leopards with all of the faces that are being eaten.
This is the only Disney move placekicker I acknowledge, and he was a better actor than Danza.
January 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This is the only Disney move placekicker I acknowledge, and he was a better actor than Danza.
The face of a man totally at peace with what he's done/about to do.
December 5, 2024 at 5:14 PM
The face of a man totally at peace with what he's done/about to do.
You're better off having this guy bet on your team than Clay Travis.
January 2, 2024 at 2:17 PM
You're better off having this guy bet on your team than Clay Travis.
Texas never had a chance.
January 2, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Texas never had a chance.
Elon will have that thing using the hard R by Monday morning.
December 9, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Elon will have that thing using the hard R by Monday morning.