Wondering if we can access TikTok through Temu… Everything else is available there for 6 cents or less.

I hope your wine glass remains full, your turkey is unadulterated, and everyone’s pie holes stay too full to talk.

Where are the #wine people around here? I invited them over from yesterday’s news, but I’m not sure if they’ve arrived yet?

I don’t want to brag or anything, but that old chicken/egg paradox is the perfect mechanism for identifying anti-science <insert appropriate adjective of choice> individuals.(dramatic pause) Let’s say it together “dinosaur eggs”.

There's a dog print on my side table-> dogs dancing on tables while unsupervised? Must check tequila levels.