Mary
@statcat.bsky.social
WTF is this gerrymandered gold-colored bullshit?
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
WTF is this gerrymandered gold-colored bullshit?
She’s actually his wife — they married in secret
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
She’s actually his wife — they married in secret
I know this comparison is done to death, but my god
February 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I know this comparison is done to death, but my god
I believe she’s the potato heiress. AKA The Crinkle Fry Princess 👑
December 24, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I believe she’s the potato heiress. AKA The Crinkle Fry Princess 👑
I’ve got the girly version
December 14, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I’ve got the girly version
“But my precious norrrrrmsssss!”
December 2, 2024 at 11:24 PM
“But my precious norrrrrmsssss!”
