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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 — 𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦’𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 ✿ stassilane.com ✿
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After a debaucherous weekend off, I have availability for incalls all week long 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Back from my little break & available in Melbourne today for incalls 🌞
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Finally got around to playing Nightshift and it was a fucking blast 💕
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
out of office 📣
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
… now that I have your attention, just a little notice that I’m taking some time off and will not be available again til Nov 13th onwards 😇
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
can I interest you in some melons on this summers day? 🍉🍉
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
depsite my saboteur’s insistence that I not make my incall bed, I have managed to accomplish the task and have availability for bookings from mid-afternoon onwards today ✨
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m available today in Melbourne for a roll around in bed, otherwise this is how I’ll spend my day 😘

Reach out on 0444 528 843 💌
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
A sweet little testimonial from a recent meeting 🥰
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
allergic to wearing a bra 😌
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
A little sunny day lunch date fit ☀️❤️
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
he demandeth cuddles after my bookings 🥺
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
weather update: cloudy with a chance of showers today 🚿
October 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
giving you something to do while you’re stuck inside in this stormy weather 💦🌩️
October 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
only taking selfies in my washing machine reflection in future because my body is TEA in the warps of it 😂
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Doug! 🥰
October 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sunday with my sweetheart ✨

sorry if y’all are sick of hearing about him but also not sorry at all
October 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
it’s short shorts weather babyyy 🍰
October 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I have availability today & tonight for short notice bookings after returning from my pawternity leave of the past week for my new pup! 🐾
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
6am dog walk attire means pulling on the warmest jacket you can find and not fucking around with anything else too complicated for my morning brain like a shirt 😌
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
🏮🏮🏮
October 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I am busy adjusting to new parenthood and won’t be available til Wednesday onwards, but be aware that this little grizzly bear boy will be at my incall space moving forward! 🐾
October 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m becoming a dog parent to this darling boy on Friday ✨

so PetBarn gift vouchers welcome & also look forward to meeting him at my incall moving forward! 🐾
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’ve spent the day getting a little sloshed on soju in the park & reading— and it’s been brilliant ☀️
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Ready for a little Saturday morning meeting before I go spend the afternoon enjoying the spring sunshine 🌞🌷
October 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM